The Black Kitsune
Chapter 5
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Shippo ran towards the camp. He had Kirei on his back (he was in fox form). Kirei was deep in sleep. As Shippo made it into the camp he saw Kagome. He ran to her.
"Okaa-san! Kirei said something strange!" Shippo said. Kagome went rigid.
"Is she making fun of you? Is she saying mean things? Is she talking nonsense similar to what I'm doing right now?" Kagome blabbered. Shippo's train of thought: 'Is she ok? Let's see, no to both questions. I wonder... No, she wouldn't do that... Would she? Oh my gosh! She's-!'
"Okaa-san! You went into overprotective mother mode! AAAHHHH!" Shippo blanched. Then he started thinking. "I wonder what it looks like when someone is blanching... What does that mean anyway?" Anywho, he went back to 'blanching'. Kagome gave him a strange look.
"I'm not being overprotective, I'm being jus- WATCH OUT!" She grabbed him, did a triple roll into some bushes, and went into a fighting stance.
"What! What is it?" Shippo yelled, thinking they were being under attack. Kirei, in the midst of this, had been forgotten. *poof* Shippo looked around.
"Honey, that bug was going to get you, I know it!" Kagome said. She 'stealthily *twig cracks* walked over to the bug and smashed it. A small cry came from the bug.
"Goodbye, cruel world!" And it died. All of the sudden, all the bugs in a mile radius came to the campsite, some of them falling into the fire. But who cares. They were crying and weeping. A big bug came to the front of the procession.
"We gather here today to remember our fallen fellow insect. He is to be remembered as a friend, a husband, and a father." Here in the speech, another bug with little tiny bugs cry out. "Today let us honor the fallen, blah blah blah..." He went on and on, but this is the part in the story where everyone falls asleep goes somewhere else, or drops dead of boredom, whereas everyone else remembers Crystal-Chan can't write speeches. When the speech was done, everyone got angry that he should die, and attacked Kagome. It would be funny if I put down she was killed and the bugs turned this fic into a horror fic (gawd, I feel sadistic), but then, it destroy the point of the fic. (??? There was a point?)
"Oh no! We have to find someway to help Okaa-san!" Shippo yelled to no one in particular, until Kirei arrived, the yellow backpack dragging easily behind her. Shippo gaped in amazement. "Even Inuyasha has some trouble lifting the bag! How can you do that!"
Kirei shrugged. "Plot hole." She then proceeded to open the bag. There was lots of stuff in there.
"Hmmm..." Shippo said. "I wonder if anything in here would help. Let's see, hairspray, perfume, spray able hair gel, a whole lot of spray stuff that could be potentially useful, arson, napalm, dynamite, whoopee cushion. Wait! That just may do it! It could be a bluff!" Shippo on all his grandeur, pulled out the whoopee cushion and sat on it with all his might. (Not that that's a whole lot.) The thing let one loose and all the bugs freaked out and left. Kagome was knocked out. "Oh no! How do I get her awake!" Kirei grinned.
"Hi Inuyasha-otou-san!" Kirei called to the air. Kagome sat up with a jolt. She looked around, obviously confused.
"Hey... Wasn't Inuyasha here?" Kagome asked Shippo. Shippo shook his head innocently.
"Anyway, I was going to ask you, what to girls mean when they say, 'I love you'?" Shippo said. He had an idea, but, he wanted to confirm.
"Who said that?" Kagome said, in a bit of shock.
"Kirei did." Shippo said, and turned to face Kirei. She had *poofed* again. 'Dang, how does she do that?!'
"Um... well...When a girl says I love you, it's um... She's sayin-" Kagome started but...
"Shippo!" Miroku yelled. He charged in and abruptly sat down on a log and pulled Shippo beside him. "Shippo, its time you learnt about the birds and the bees, and take women wooing lessons from me!" (^-^) =Miroku. All of the sudden, Sango came into the picture. Both she and Kagome (who stood up) were fuming.
"MIROKU!"
Sango- How dare you grope me and then leave before I could clobber you!
Kagome- Stop! He's only a kid! And don't you dare give him lecher lessons!
Hearing this, Shippo blanched (again with the blanching) and took off.
Sango/Kagome to Miroku- Now look what you did!
Miroku- *sweat drop* Eh-heh...Lovely evening, eh?
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Well, I guess it was ok... I'm not sure I like this chapter. It would be really useful if any of you guys could come up with some funny scenarios I could put in. Don't mail them to me tho. I e-mail is dead. This would be really helpful. I'll mention you guys in the next chappie if I use your ideas, kk?
~Crystal-Chan (2) -_- ~
Chapter 5
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Shippo ran towards the camp. He had Kirei on his back (he was in fox form). Kirei was deep in sleep. As Shippo made it into the camp he saw Kagome. He ran to her.
"Okaa-san! Kirei said something strange!" Shippo said. Kagome went rigid.
"Is she making fun of you? Is she saying mean things? Is she talking nonsense similar to what I'm doing right now?" Kagome blabbered. Shippo's train of thought: 'Is she ok? Let's see, no to both questions. I wonder... No, she wouldn't do that... Would she? Oh my gosh! She's-!'
"Okaa-san! You went into overprotective mother mode! AAAHHHH!" Shippo blanched. Then he started thinking. "I wonder what it looks like when someone is blanching... What does that mean anyway?" Anywho, he went back to 'blanching'. Kagome gave him a strange look.
"I'm not being overprotective, I'm being jus- WATCH OUT!" She grabbed him, did a triple roll into some bushes, and went into a fighting stance.
"What! What is it?" Shippo yelled, thinking they were being under attack. Kirei, in the midst of this, had been forgotten. *poof* Shippo looked around.
"Honey, that bug was going to get you, I know it!" Kagome said. She 'stealthily *twig cracks* walked over to the bug and smashed it. A small cry came from the bug.
"Goodbye, cruel world!" And it died. All of the sudden, all the bugs in a mile radius came to the campsite, some of them falling into the fire. But who cares. They were crying and weeping. A big bug came to the front of the procession.
"We gather here today to remember our fallen fellow insect. He is to be remembered as a friend, a husband, and a father." Here in the speech, another bug with little tiny bugs cry out. "Today let us honor the fallen, blah blah blah..." He went on and on, but this is the part in the story where everyone falls asleep goes somewhere else, or drops dead of boredom, whereas everyone else remembers Crystal-Chan can't write speeches. When the speech was done, everyone got angry that he should die, and attacked Kagome. It would be funny if I put down she was killed and the bugs turned this fic into a horror fic (gawd, I feel sadistic), but then, it destroy the point of the fic. (??? There was a point?)
"Oh no! We have to find someway to help Okaa-san!" Shippo yelled to no one in particular, until Kirei arrived, the yellow backpack dragging easily behind her. Shippo gaped in amazement. "Even Inuyasha has some trouble lifting the bag! How can you do that!"
Kirei shrugged. "Plot hole." She then proceeded to open the bag. There was lots of stuff in there.
"Hmmm..." Shippo said. "I wonder if anything in here would help. Let's see, hairspray, perfume, spray able hair gel, a whole lot of spray stuff that could be potentially useful, arson, napalm, dynamite, whoopee cushion. Wait! That just may do it! It could be a bluff!" Shippo on all his grandeur, pulled out the whoopee cushion and sat on it with all his might. (Not that that's a whole lot.) The thing let one loose and all the bugs freaked out and left. Kagome was knocked out. "Oh no! How do I get her awake!" Kirei grinned.
"Hi Inuyasha-otou-san!" Kirei called to the air. Kagome sat up with a jolt. She looked around, obviously confused.
"Hey... Wasn't Inuyasha here?" Kagome asked Shippo. Shippo shook his head innocently.
"Anyway, I was going to ask you, what to girls mean when they say, 'I love you'?" Shippo said. He had an idea, but, he wanted to confirm.
"Who said that?" Kagome said, in a bit of shock.
"Kirei did." Shippo said, and turned to face Kirei. She had *poofed* again. 'Dang, how does she do that?!'
"Um... well...When a girl says I love you, it's um... She's sayin-" Kagome started but...
"Shippo!" Miroku yelled. He charged in and abruptly sat down on a log and pulled Shippo beside him. "Shippo, its time you learnt about the birds and the bees, and take women wooing lessons from me!" (^-^) =Miroku. All of the sudden, Sango came into the picture. Both she and Kagome (who stood up) were fuming.
"MIROKU!"
Sango- How dare you grope me and then leave before I could clobber you!
Kagome- Stop! He's only a kid! And don't you dare give him lecher lessons!
Hearing this, Shippo blanched (again with the blanching) and took off.
Sango/Kagome to Miroku- Now look what you did!
Miroku- *sweat drop* Eh-heh...Lovely evening, eh?
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Well, I guess it was ok... I'm not sure I like this chapter. It would be really useful if any of you guys could come up with some funny scenarios I could put in. Don't mail them to me tho. I e-mail is dead. This would be really helpful. I'll mention you guys in the next chappie if I use your ideas, kk?
~Crystal-Chan (2) -_- ~