The Black Kitsune

Chapter 6
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Shippo walked through the forest, gazing at the sky. Flocks of birds flew overhead. Shippo watched them and sighed in content. 'Finally.... A peaceful moment.' Suddenly...

(In the air)

"Bomber one, this is Bomber two calling Bomber one... I have visuals on a target, I repeat I have visuals on a target over."

"Roger that, Bomber two... I see him. All Bombers, bogey at 4:00, over."

"Yes captain!" came the chorus of replies.

"All right.... We're coming into range.... NOW! DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!" At this point in space and time, the entire overhead flying projectiles came falling to Earth. "We're closing in! Ready ammunition!" All tails go up.

Narrator: This does not bode well for our young furred friend.

(Back to Shippo)

'Hmmm... Those look like pidgeons...'

Narrator: If only the poor soul knew in time.

'Wait, those aren't just PIDGEONS.... THOSE ARE-' "AAAHHH!!! RATS WITH WINGS!!!" Shippo cried, and began running for his life... Or at least his clothing.

"BOMBS AWAY!!!" cried Bomber One. Shippo dodged all the pieces of white substance that were flying at him. He sighed, then laughed at them.

"HA! You missed!"

"We're out of ammo! Bring in TOP GUN!" squawked the leader. All of the sudden, an enormous seagull showed up.

"TOP GUN IS HERE!!!" He said in a loud, obnoxious voice. Shippo's eyes all but bulged out of their sockets.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Shippo yelled. All of the sudden...

"Kirei is here!" Kirei jumped in front of him. "Run, Shippo-chan! Run for your life!" they started to run, while Bomber one called for reinforcements.

"Calling all units! Calling all units! We have code purple hue! I repeat: CODE PURPLE HUE!" He yelled.

A thousand voices saying "Roger that, Captain!" came, as thousands of more birds arrived.

Meanwhile

"Inuyasha? I was wondering of you knew where Shippo is?" Kagome asked, worried for her son.

"Uh... yeah, he said he was going to take a walk. Why?" Inuyasha returned, looking thoroughly confused. Kagome gave him a wry look.

"Gee... I don't know... maybe because he's missing lunch AND has been gone on for thirty minutes without food?" Kagome said. Inuyasha looked at her in amazement. "Furthermore, I brought chocolate and he knew it." Inuyasha looked scared.

"I think that we may have to fear for his life if he's missing out on all that!" He grew serious. "But I don't sense Naraku or any of his counterparts here." Inuyasha continued to think (OMG! That's something you don't see everyday!) when Sango and Miroku decided to make themselves known.

Suddenly a spotlight and a mike pop up in the middle of camp. Miroku walks up to it. He grabs the mike and looks at everyone sullenly. He starts to cry.

"I'M STILL HERE! How can you forget me?!" He throws down the mike in an overdramatic fit of tears and huddles into a denial cloud drawing circles into the ground. Everyone: sweat drop.

Sango sighs and drags Miroku back. "Ahem. Anyway, I think you guys should stop being so worried. I'm sure he's fine. I mean, what's the worse that can happen? A flock of JAPANESE pigeons fly out of nowhere and bomb them with stuff?" Sango said, laughing at her own joke. Kagome laughed nervously in what was supposed to be in an agreeing manner. "And Miroku... How can anyone forget you?" Sango said kindly. Miroku looked at her with loving eyes.

"Oh Sango... really?" Miroku said, his eyes starry. Sango nodded. Their faces drew closer... and closer... and then.... (rub rub)

(glare) Sango growled at Miroku. She stood up, her aura flaring around her. Seriously flaring. Flaming actually. In fact, that tree right next to her? It's gone. So is that one. "P- Perverted.... HOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

Kagome sweat dropped. Inuyasha snorted. "You'd think the one chance he has to get with her, he wouldn't ruin it." Kagome grudgingly nodded. A slap and crash could be heard through out the forest, along with an inhuman cry of pain. (--"Yeah.... Ouchie...)

Sango suddenly gasped and dramatically turned around. "Where's my guard dog!!! Oh no! Something terrible must have happened!" At the mention of her 'guard dog', Miroku promptly looks at his nether regions and faints. Sango, on the other hand, fails to notice and goes to find Kirei a.k.a. her guard dog. Kagome and Inuyasha reluctantly follow after her.

Back with Shippo and Kirei

"Oh.... I smell..." Shippo cried. He and Kirei were hiding behind a bolder in the middle of a field. They thought it was impassable. Kirei knelt down beside Shippo.

"Don't worry Shippo-chan! Just hang on! I know you'll make it!" Kirei said, tears forming in her eyes. Shippo sweat dropped. 'So overly dramatic!' Suddenly, a bird screamed, "I found them! Bob, you owe me $10!" while another one groaned dejectedly. Shippo screamed. Kirei took a moment, and then screamed as well. They both took of rung. There was bird crap coming down right at their heels.

Suddenly, they saw the forest. Kirei took some time to yell back, "You only walked for thirty minutes?!" Shippo blinked then laughed nervously.

Kirei ran, heaving, almost to the forest. They ran, when suddenly Shippo tripped. Kirei cried out and ran back to him. (hear dramatic music in the background) "No! Go! Just leave me! I'm done for!" Kirei blinked.

"...OK." And she ran back. Shippo gawked. Suddenly, Sango came bolting out of the forest.

"WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came her battle cry. (sweat drop) She grabbed Shippo and took him closer to the forest. Right before she reached the forest, she looked down to see that Kirei wasn't there. She yelled again, and then tossed Shippo behind and carved another path into the direction in the forest where Kirei was. In the distance, many a man can hear the erie words saying "GGGGGUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDDDDD DDDDDOOOOOGGGGG!!!" Meanwhile, Shippo was feeling quite rejected.

"Shippo!! Are you OK?" Kagome called as soon as she spotted him. She ran over to his form on the ground. Suddenly the bird flock loomed over them. They cackled in delight. Kagome glared at them. "Are you trying to hurt my son?" She asked. All laughing stopped. One stupid bird (Author: Sigh, we call him Dopey. shakes head He always was a lost case...) cried out "DUH!". Kagome glared even harder. Her glare grew increasingly more terrifying. All of the sudden, the entire flock burst into flame and fell onto the ground. Kagome smirked, picked up Shippo and walked away. Inuyasha, the brave man, was hiding behind a tree the entire time. He quickly placed himself behind Kagome, saying how he was backing her up the entire time.

Meanwhile, at Naraku's castle

Naraku growled as he watched the following happenings within Kanna's mirror. 'Shoot. It didn't work. She truly is far too overprotective.' From behind him came a coughing noise. He saw Kagura, who was smirking triumphantly.

"Well, Naraku-sama.... It didn't work." She held out her hand. He grumbled and handed her a $20. She laughed maniacally and pocketed the money.

"I thought for sure making them pay extra for dry cleaning would break up their group!" Naraku said. Kanna simply nodded. "Well, next time I have an even more diabolic plan in store...." He said. "Mwahahaha...MWAHAHahahah... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- What's that noise?" Naraku said, cutting him self of. Suddenly, one of the shoji doors opened. In walked Kirei. She came in, shut the door behind her, hopped across the room, opened the other door, walked through, and then shut the door behind her. Naraku-gumi blinked. "What just happened?"

"Ahem... If I may, my lord... Your impenetrable fortress has just been penetrated." Kagura said smugly. Naraku glared at her, when suddenly there came a rumbling sound, along with a type of screaming. Suddenly, the walls burst in as Sango, looking like a madwoman, ran in and out the way Kirei had gone.

"GGGGGUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDDDDD DDDDDOOOOOGGGGG!!!!!" She yelled. When she left, Naraku's castle was demolished. (Naraku: (sobs))

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Crystal-Chan: Ok, I am SERIOUSLY running low on ideas, although I do have something for the next chapter. What I must tell you is that with this story, I don't plan. I get the general idea and wing it. So if it sucked, that's why.