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A/N: I love you all. I've been so caught up in exams that I've had NO time to write at all ... arrggh. Well, here's another dosage of hilarity for you ... hope it makes you laugh ... enjoy!

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THE FROG PRINCE

Once upon a time, there lived a king and queen – let's call them George and Geraldina – and they had a daughter named Siobhan.

Siobhan had a nice ring that George had given her when she was small.

One day she was sitting by a pond and somehow the ring, which had never fallen off before, slipped off her finger and fell into the pond.

Siobhan was upset because she thought George would be angry if she lost the ring.

Suddenly a talking frog popped up out of nowhere and asked her why she was upset.

Unfazed by the abnormality of the frog, Siobhan told it that she had lost her ring.

It said that it would retrieve the ring for her in exchange for her to take it home with her.

Siobhan accepted, thinking that she could just leave it there after it brought her ring.

Siobhan was not a very nice girl.

The frog dove down and retrieved the ring, as it had promised.

Siobhan skipped back to the palace in happiness, very pleased that she had got her ring back.

Later that evening, there was a knock at the doors.

King George told Siobhan to answer it because there weren't any servants around at the time.

Siobhan opened the doors, and the frog hopped in.

She was very disgusted.

It asked her to let it eat from her plate and when George gave her a stern look, her having told him about the earlier incident, she grudgingly allowed the frog to eat from her plate.

Later that night, the frog asked to sleep in her bed.

Siobhan was appalled – she wouldn't even have let a prince sleep in her bed if he'd asked like that!

But George reminded her that she had promised to take the frog home.

So, grudgingly, Siobhan placed the demanding frog on the other side of her bed.

It asked for a kiss goodnight.

Siobhan turned very purple with rage, and even George thought this might be a tad inappropriate (after all, they'd just met today), but the frog insisted.

Wincing all the while, Siobhan squinched her eyes shut and pecked it on the top of its head.

With a blinding flash, the frog disappeared and turned into a very handsome prince.

It told the stunned Siobhan and King George that a witch had transformed it into a frog until a kiss from a princess could change it back.

Siobhan was now very pleased to have the former frog in her bed.

George left the room.

And, as always, the evil witch who had done the transforming was completely forgotten.

THE END