Dear Fanfiction writers,
Hi, a very confused Valerie Gray here! While many of these stories are good, I have a few questions. First Question: Why are you all insisting Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom? Because He is not. Danny is a coward, cute, but runs at the very mention of a ghost attack. Danny Phantom is a evil ghost, a menace to society. Anyways, Everyone knows humans can't have ghost powers!
Second, Why are people saying Mr. Masters is a ghost? Because if Mr. Masters is a ghost, why would he give me ghost hunting equipment? It doesn't make sense.
Third, Why is my boyfriend cowering on the ground reciting prayers and his last will and testaments!
Sincerely,
Valerie Gray
Authors Note: Yeah short, but filled with irony. And yeah, Tucker is still hiding from Sam, and he's Valerie's boyfriend.