Hey, peoplez! I'm sorry for the wait. I was on vacation! Anyway, Here's Chapter 2 of Sonic's Unanswered Questions! Please R&R! No flames will be tolerated! I know the military!
Chapter 2
Questions 11-20
About 20 minutes had passed when the Sonic crew found another robot to ask the questions. It was E-123 Omega.
"Okay...So, we're back with more questions and a lot more thinking!" Sonic said with excitement.
"Questions, yay! Thinking, Boo! I thought for about 10 seconds once, and I passed out for 2 days." Knuckles said in an uninterested mood.
"Question #11: Why did Sonic become Chris's friend in Sonic X?" Omega asked.
"I don't know. Sega probably put me under a mass hypnosis." Sonic answered.
"I was under hypnosis once." Knuckles said. "I'm not sure if it worked but every Friday night, I had an uncontrolable urge to squirt whipped cream under my armpits and act like Spongebob Squarepants while watching Whose Line Is It Anyway?." Metal Sonic, who was sitting right next to Knuckles, scooted his chair away from Knuckles in pure terror.
"Question #12: Why am I asking the questions? How come Metal Sonic isn't asking them?"
"Because I don't feel like it. Kapesh?" Metal Sonic said in annoyance.
"Question #13: Why did Sega create Big?"
"I know this one. Sega was either drunk or they were bored out of their minds." Tails answered.
"Question #14: What exactly do Chaos and Tikal do inside the Master Emerald?"
"We...talk." Tikal answered in embarassment.
"Don't worry folks. We'll get more answers from her in the next chapter." Shadow replied to the audience.
"Question #15: Did anyone like that Star Wars Episode III movie?"
"Yes! I loved it! Padame was hot! Smokin' Hot!" Tails answered.
"Gotcha." Omega said as he fooled the two-tailed fox. Tails then turned as red as Knuckles from embarassment as everyone stared at him.
"Question #16: How come nobody can use their moves from Sonic Battle anymore?"
"I think we still can, we just haven't tried yet." Sonic answered.
"Question #17: Why does Rouge work for the government? What does it pay?"
"It must pay good to work for George W!" Sonic joked.
"Shut it! He pays me either money or jewels. Which ever I feel like wanting." Rouge said with pride.
"Question #18: Why did Sonic and Rouge flirt with each other in Sonic Battle?" Rouge and Sonic then looked at each other and then Sonic came with the answer.
"It was probably another case of hypnosis." Sonic answered, unsure that he was right.
"Face it, Sonic. You love me, but you're not my type." Rouge said to Sonic in a flirty voice. Sonic's face then turned bright red and lowered his face while mumbling to himself.
"Question #19: What does Knuckles do when he is guarding the Master Emerald?"
"I talk to it." Knuckles said proudly while everyone stared at him.
"And Question #20: How come Mighty wasn't in Sonic Heroes?"
"Stupid developers just wanted 3 freakin' members in each team!" Mighty growled with rage.
"Well, that does it for this chapter. Catch ya' soon, people!" Sonic said to the audience.
Well, this is Chapter 2! I'm truly sorry for the wait. Please Review!