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Chapter 4

Questions 31-35

After everyone stopped fighting, Sonic got back to being the guide to the story. "Sorry for the delay folks. We got some more questions!"

"Question 31: Why are we even here? Who is making us answer these questions?"

All of the Sonic crew started murmering to each other trying to answer the question. Until...

"I can answer that."

From out of nowhere, a dark green hedgehog walked on stage. He had a light blue T-Shirt and blue jeans on. He also had blue sneakers.

"Question 32: Who are you?" Sonic asked.

The hedgie spoke. "I'm the author. And I'm making you ask and answer these questions."

"Yeah right! No one can tell me what to do!" Knuckles stated.

Rouge walked over to Knuckles and kissed him passionately and said to him "Want some more, Knuckles?"

Knuckles just chuckled like an idiot. The green hedgehog was impressed. "Not bad Rouge. Not bad at all. But I think I can do better. Knuckles!"

"What?"

"Kill yourself."

"Okay." Knuckles' fist started glowing and he punched his stomach with great force. Knuckles fell to the ground. He was dead. "Touche, Rouge. Beat that."

Sonic had seen enough. "All right pal! I don't know who you think you are!"

"Dogs don't know it's not bacon."

Using his Godly powers getting control over all the characters, Sonic replied to the slogan. "It's Bacon!"

"Now if you don't mind, can I ask you a few questions?"

"Fine." Sonic said with anger.

"All right. Question 33: is for Sonic. SONIC!"

The Hedgie's arm morphed into a cybernetic cannon which started glowing and he shoved it above Sonic's head. "Quickly, Sonic! The Ray-slash-Cannon of Doom-slash-shiny object-slash-Death ray is upon you! Tell me, Do you listen to Green Day?"

"Yeah. Green Day rules."

"LIER!" The almighty green hedgehog shot the cannon and Sonic was transformed into a girl hedgie. "Holy $#! I'm a girl!"

"That will teach you not to like Green Day!"

"Hey! That's not right!" Amy yelled.

"Shut it, Pinky!" He shot the cannon and Amy was a boy. She wore a pink T-Shirt and blue jeans.

"Oh my god! I'm a guy! This can't be happening!" Amy looked down her pants and she realized she had private parts. "Oh no! I have privates!"

"At least you have some. Now I have to sit down to use the bathroom!" Sonic cried in misery.

"Question 34: Where's Metal Sonic?"

"I'm here. I just went offscreen last chapter."

"Cool. Final question for this chapter anyway. Question 35: Did Tikal ever get untied?"

"No."

"Man, that's a shame. Well, see you folks in the next chapter! Oh, I almost forgot." He pointed his finger at Knuckles and he was alive again.

"I'm alive!"

"What about us?" Amy and Sonic yelled.

"What about you?"

"Aren't you going to turn us back to our original genders?"

"No. Not until the next chapter."

"Well that certainly sucks."

Knuckles looked at the new girl Sonic. "Hey Sonic, you're hot now!"

"Don't push it, Knuckles!"

"Good-Bye!"

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