Well, promises were made to be broken! Or is that laws? I forget which. Here's Chapter 6!

Chapter 6

Questions 41-45

The whole Sonic crew was back on stage ripping to ask and answer more questions.

"Well, we're back!" Sonic exclaimed with joy as his skin was returned to blue and Amy's skin was returned to pink. "You're right Author hedgehog! That extreme hair dye really worked!"

"Enough chit-chat! Let's get to it! We have new characters to introduce!" Knuckles raged.

"Yes, this chapter, we bring to you the new characters from Sonic Riders and some old Sega classics." The author hedgie explained. "So, here's the lovely and sexy Rouge the bat to introduce them one by one!" Rouge came out behind a curtain wearing a long elegant black dress wearing shiny red lipstick and long mascara. Instant howling and whistling came out of nowhere.

"Um, where'd the audience come from?" Tails asked as an audience of Chao came out of nowhere.

"They came with the popcorn I ordered." said Espio.

"WOO! POPCORN!" Charmy squealed as he dived into a box filled with popcorn.

"Anyway, let's introduce the first newb!"

"Our first newbie is, Jet the Hawk!" Rouge said as the Chao cheered. "YOU'RE HOT!" One of the Chao yelled.

Jet walked on stage with his racing goggles waving at the crowd. "You may remember him better as Usapp from One Piece. Next is Wave the Swallow!" Wave walked on stage with her sunglasses blowing kisses to the crowd. "And last and least, Storm the Albatross!" Storm walked on stage with a bucket on his head.

"What are you doing with a bucket on your head?" Wave asked.

"Somebody told me there was a gateway to another dimension in here." he explained. Shadow shifted his eyes very suspiciously.

"Now, for the villain of the game!" said Rouge. Eggman stepped up. "Not you!" Eggman sat back down and sighed.

"So, introducing, the Babylonian God!" The mystical genie floated on stage. "Haha! I am the Babylonian God!"

"Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whaoh, whaoh, whoah...whoah, whoah...whoah...whoah." Tails whoahed.

Long silence.

"Babylonian God? That's offensive to other people's religions! Please call yourself the Babylonian mystical being of immense power but can easily be defeated by striking that lamp under you that floats above the ground very weirdly! If you don't mind."

"Um, okey-dokey. Haha! I am the Babylonian mystical being of immense power but can easily defe- wait! Easily defeated? What'u talkin' bout fool?"

"Would that count as Question 41?" The author asked.

"I guess so." said Sonic. "And I suppose that would count as Question 42."

"Crap."

Then, Black Doom came back on stage and confronted him. "Yes, you can be defeated easily!"

Black Doom and The Babylonian whatever got into a huge boss verb and muscle fight until Shadow yelled "THAT'S ENOUGH! CHAOS SPEAR! Black Doom was once again sent flying across the room and The Babylonian dude was sent spiraling back into his lamp.

"The tastes in bosses these days are getting really dull." said Shadow really annoyed.

Rouge and Amy came over to Shadow and rubbed his furry chest. "That was really sexy Shadow." said Rouge. "Wow, you're a really bad boy." said Amy and she then growled. Shadow's face turned bright red.

Sonic asked "Anyone else think this is WAY out of character?" Sonic, Knuckles, Tails and the author raised their hands.

"Anyway, let's introduce some of the unlockable characters in the game! NiGHTS from NiGHTS into Dreams!" said the Author hedgie. NiGHTS walked on to the stage waving at the crowd.

"And, AiAi from Super Monkey Ball!" The small monkey walked onto the stage.

"Finally, Ulala from Space Channel 5!" Ulala walked on stage doing a dance number.

"So, there you have it! All of the new characters of Sonic Riders that aren't robots!"

"Questions 43: Why aren't we talking about robots?" Sonic asked.

"All the robots these days are the same."

"Yeah..."

"Question 44: What exactly are rings made of?"

"Well...you know...yeah."

"Oh."

"And finally, Question 45: How come Sega bothered to put NiGHTS, Ulala and AiAi in the game, but they didn't think of putting Metal Sonic or Metal Knuckles in the game?"

"Because, Sega doesn't think. But kudos to them for not bringing back Tails Doll."

Sonic shrugged at the thought. "Good Lord, don't remind me of him."

"I hate that retched copy of me!" Tails screamed with anger.

Tails Doll came on stage. "Ah, come on! All I want is to be loved!" Everyone screamed as they ran off stage. "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!" Tails Doll screamed.

Then, all of a sudden, Stewie Griffin ran on stage and shot Tails Doll down with two machine guns and a grenade launcher. As Tails Doll was blown up, Stewie yelled "YOU SUCK!".

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Well, I had to add Stewie at one point or another! And if any of you guys are weirded out by any of the stuff I've typed down, just remember; the world is gonna end sometime. I gotta express this sooner or later. Why not now? Well, stay tuned for the next chapter and please review!