Well Everyone, are you happy? I got a update out earlier then I usually do! I got a lot of reviews last chapter and I'm very happy! Now for the first time since I've been a member of Fanfiction I actually went to the Stats where you can look at the progress of your stories and see how many reviews and hits you have. I FREAKED when I saw how many hits I had for this story. I'm right on the edge of hitting 10,000, yes I said 10,000 hits. I am though a little disappointed on the lack of reviews. I have a little over 400 reviews and thats very little compared to the hits I've gotten. But I am happy and Thank You so much for those who have been reviewing. Now I was planning on responding to reviews this chapter but as you've all most likely heard. Fanfiction is not allowing the authors to respond to reviews at all and I don't want to take the chances of this story being banned. I hope you all understand.
Things to clear up!
I am aware that the last thing you want to do when you get a concussion is lay down and sleep. But Kagome is also not a normal human and can handle it better then normal humans can. In fact she could of been fine by the time she fell asleep.
The babysitting part was not put in the chapter because well, how can Yusuke babysit when he's in a trance like state? At the moment, he's dead to the world, but I assure you he will be up this chapter.
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Chapter 16 'WHAT!'
It was the start of the second day off and all but Yusuke were up and the girls were their as well. (Meaning Keiko, Yukina, Botan, and Shizuru. Koenma and Genkai are somewhere and I don't feel like putting them in this part cause well I'm just a lazy author) Keiko and Botan had chosen to try and wake up Yusuke which wasn't working well. Kagome who was now perfectly fine after her incident with the dreaded coffee table was sitting on the couch trying to look as innocent as possible. Hiei was ignoring them all like usual. The rest were watching the progress of trying to wake Yusuke with interest.
"He's not waking up." said Keiko with a frown putting her hands on her hips.
"YUSUKE! Wake up this instant! You and the boys are supposed to be training today!" Botan snapped in a scolding matter as she slapped his cheeks a couple of times. All that got was a drip of saliva on her hand from the trail off his chin. "gross..." she muttered going to the bathroom to clean it up.
"Maybe he's restoring his energy like at the last tournament" said Kuwabara
"Highly unlikely, Yusuke barely used an eighth of his energy in the previous round" said Kurama before sipping his tea
"And I don't recall Yusuke doing any training recently" said Botan coming back into the room.
"Maybe he's under some kind of spell?" said Yukina
"Oh! Would you look at the time! I better go!" Kagome got up smiling and waved rushing out of the room. Hiei snickered as the rest of the group looked confused at Kagome's quick departure.
Kagome's POV
'He'll be fine! It was just a children's show!' she reassured herself as she continued down the hall toward the first class area of the hotel. The door was nearly swung off its hinges before she even got the chance to knock.
"KAGOME!" she was tackled to the ground by Shippo who she didn't have a chance at catching due to the fact that he was now a full grown kitsune.
"Shippo...your not as light as you used to be you know" She said
"Get off of her brat" came Inuyasha's stubborn voice from the doorway. Shippo pouted but did and helped Kagome back up before hugging her and dragging her into the room past a blinking Inuyasha.
"Hey girl!" Kagura waved from the couch. "About time you got here!"
"Sorry...had some...eh...problems back at the room" she sweatdropped grinning sheepsihly. There was was one full length couch and two love seats in the middle of the room with a large monitor on the wall and a coffee table (which she glared at, she now hates them) in front of the couches. Shippo dragged her over to the only open spot in between his spot and Inutaisho who sat on the couch. Sesshomaru and Kagura shared the love seat to the right of them and Kanna and Inuyasha sat on the one to the left. Kirara jumped into her lap as she got comfortable in her seat.
"So is there a reason as to why you wanted me to come? Or did you just want to catch up?" she asked amused
"Both actaully" said Inutaisho while handing her a cup of tea.
"Thank you Inutaisho-sama, now whats going on?"
"How about you start off with telling us why you would put yourself into danger at the Dark Tournament?" asked Inuyasha
"I found out Yusuke associated with demons and I offered to be their fifth team mate. I had no idea I would run into you all here or the fact that their was three worlds." she answered "Now, someone care to explain how that came too be?" she looked at everyone in question.
"At the time you left, Spirit World was already in existance." Inutaisho started "Although only a chosen amount of people knew about this though. A century later, King Enma of the Spirit World put up the Kakai Barrier (Spelling? Its just that I've seen it spelt in different ways) and banished all demons to demon world. Over the centuries however we've learned to conceal our powers enough to get thru the barrier."
"So what do you do in the human world then?" she asked
"What any human does, we have our business" said Sesshomaru
"Are you familer with the industry Taisho corp.?" asked Kagura, Kagome nodded. "Sesshomaru is president of that company" she continued.
"I myself stay in demon world so our lands will stll be protected" said Inutaisho "Kagura here is Sesshomaru's secretary. Inuyasha and Shippo both have their business and Kanna also works at Taisho corp."
"Wow" Kagome mumbled
"But, as soon as this tournament is over as wellas your summer vacation. Your being transferred to Sarayashiki, the school your cousin goes too so we know you'll be watched 24/7" said Inuyasha
"WHAT!" she yelled standing abruptly still clutching Kirara in her arms.
"Told you she wouldn't like it" Shippo mumbled
"Since when do I need to be watched! I've been trained and can handle myself!"
"Kagome, please clam down and let us explain" said Inutaisho
"How about getting right to the explaining"
"Over the past five centuries countless demons have tried breaking into the castle to steal the Shikon" Sesshomaru started
"What? But the Shikon is inside my bo..." she interupted
"Let me finish" Sesshomaru glared at her, she grumbled sitting down in her spot again. "Almost every demon knows of our pasts and know that Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kirara were part of the group that helped collect the shards. We had to start a rumor that the shikon was being held at the castle so demons wouldn't go after you in the future." he finished
"Sesshomaru's idea actually" said Inutaisho, she gasped putting her hands to her heart.
"Fluffy! I didn't no you cared so much about this lowly miko" she said with a faked awed voice. He glared once again at her while Inuyasha, Kagura, and Shippo burst out laughing. Inutaisho covered his mouth while he 'coughed' and Kanna let a small smile go across her face.
"Brings tears to my eyes!" she sniffed and wiped away the fake tears.
"I think your the only one whose gotten away with calling him that, besides Kagura calling him Sesshy" said Inutaisho, Kagura smirked at her mate beside her as he brought his glare to her.
"Thats because I'm special!" said Kagome
"Ya, Special Ed." Inuyasha muttered
"SIT BOY!" - crash--slam- Inuyasha slammed thru the coffee table and into the ground meeting his new friend carpet. "Now look what you did! You broke the table!" Kagome said "Not that I'm complaining...damn coffee tables are evil anyway" she muttered to herself.
"Wench! What the hell was that for!" Inuyasha stood up putting his fist up.
"SIT!" -slam-
"Ka-go-me..." came a growl from the carpet, she 'hmphed' and crossed her arms. "Serves you right!"
"Back to the subject at hand" said Sesshomaru with annoyance, Inuyasha grumbled and sat back down on the couch while Kagome slumped giving once last glare to Inuyasha.
"The reason you will need to start being watched is because of the spectecle my idiotic half brother caused in your first match" he continued "Demons now know about your relation to us and might use you againest us. Or if some of the lowlifes were smart enough to put two an two together and figure out your the miko from the past you and your family will be in danger. Thats why you will be transferred to the detectives school and be guarded. Even when your trained to your full potential you can't fight forever and will need back-up" She sighed.
"How am I supposed to get to and from home then? I don't plan on walking that far"
"Thats one of the best parts!" said Kagura with a grin "We'll be having a limo pick you up and drive you, you should recognize the driver when the time comes"
"A limo? I should've known you were going to suck up to me"
"And it worked didn't it?" asked Kagura with the grin still plastered on her face, Kagome sighed again.
"I suppose I can transfer, I would kinda like to get away from Hojo anyway, and NO you may not kill him Inuyasha" she spoke before Inuyasha had the chance. He huffed crossing his arms.
"One other thing though too that I think you'll like" said Kagura, Kagome rose a brow.
"Kanna, Shippo, Inuyasha, and Myself will be teaching there just to keep an extra eye on you" she grinned, Kagome fell over.
"Your going to be teaching me!" she yelled
"Feh, and the best part is. You can't 'sit' me in front of humans" Inuyasha smirked, she turned to inutaisho with a pleading look.
"Please tell me this isn't true! I don't want to be taught by your son! He'll fail me!" she pointed to Inuyasha rudely. Inutaisho chuckled.
"He won't fail you, I'll make sure of it" said Kagura
"So what are you teaching then?" Kagome asked with a sigh of defeat
"Kanna teaches Study Hall...not that it needs teaching, Inuyasha will be teaching Algerbra..."
-thump-
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Inu... hahahhahaha yasha... teaching... hahahaha Algerbra? HAHAHAHAHAHA" the group sweatdropped as Kagome rolled on the floor clutching her stomach in laughter.
"Oh suck it up will ya!" Inuyasha snapped which only made her laugh harder.Kirara had wisely jumped out of her lap before she fell off the couch and was now sitting on Inutaisho's lap. After a minute she finally sat up still on the floor waving her hand.
"Sorry, you can go on now." she bit her lip trying to hold in her laughter.
"As I was saying...Shippo will be teaching Art and I myself will be teaching History." said Kagura
"Alright then, I suppose you'll be picking my classes as well then?" she asked
"Yes"
"Should've known" Kagome muttered
YuYu Gang
They had finally given up on trying to wake Yusuke up from whatever trance he was in and the the three boys left to train while the girls hung out in the room to do whatever. Kagome was gone all day and didn't come back until about 9:00 that night. The boys had just returned as well and were worn out from the days worth of training they had done. The group was currently sitting watching a movie that was on HBO having nothing better to do until Kagome came thru the door with a smiile on her face as she practically skipped into the room.
"Had a fun time?" asked Botan, Kagome nodded happily.
"Yup! We...eh..." she sweatdropped as she spotted Yusuke still in his trance on the bed. "He still hasn't waken up?"
"No" they almost all said, she put a finger to her chin with a thoughtful expression tapping her foot.
"I know theres one way to get him up but I don't want to damge his head even further..." she mumbled to herself
"What do you mean?" asked Keiko, Kagome sweatdropped again realizing she said that out loud.
"OH! Nothing! Nothing at all! Forget I said anything!"
"Did you do something to Yusuke to get him like this?" asked Keiko dryly
"Hehehehehe...No! Of course not! I wouldn't do anything to harm poor Yusuke!" They all looked at each other before looking back at her with dry looks. She glared at Hiei who snickered from his spot on the window sill.
"W..well Hiei was there too!" she pointed him like a five year old telling on someone.
"Onna don't bring me into this" he growled
"But its true! He saw the whole thing and didn't bother stopping me!" she drossed her arms with a smirk.
"What did you do to him!" yelled Keiko getting worried, Kagome laughed nervously.
"Well...I...uh...I only summoned him to my dreamscape for a bit!"
"Dreamscape? Kagome, if you did something fatal he could be seriously be in danger." said Kurama
"WHAT!" yelled Keiko, Botan, and Kuwabara
"I didn't mean to kill his brain! I only meant to torture him!"
"And you did a good job at doing it didn't you?" asked Hiei, she glared at him again and he glared right back. Koenma and Genkai took the time to walk into the room and take in all the tension.
"What'd we miss?" asked Koenma
"Kagome summoned Yusuke into her dreamscape and now he won't wake up because of something she did to him in the dreamscape" Botan summerized, Kagome laughed nervously again.
"It wasn't on purpose!" she whinned, Genkai snorted.
"Knowing Kagome, its probably just a acted nightmare she made" said Genkai sitting in an empty spot on one of the couches. Kagome sweatdropped yet again.
'She knows me all to well' she thought with a frown
"How can you be sure Genkai?" asked Koenma asking the question on everyone's mind.
"Why don't you tell us what you did Kagome"
"Yes mam!" Kagome suddenly had a the chart in her hand she had in her dreamscape. The 'bunny of doom' on it. "Please take the time to observe 'The Bunny of Doom!'" The group except Hiei, Genkai and herself all fell over.
"First! I sent the BUNNIES OF DOOM after him! It was a truly was a beautiful sight! Yusuke running from the likes of these innocent creatures that came out of no where and not being able to use his spirit energy. It was truly beautiful!"
"Why call them the 'bunnies of doom'?" asked Keiko
"Oh! Well because they have over 100 sharp shiny teeth in their mouth!" Kagome said cheerfully as she flipped the next page showing the 'bunny of doom' with its mouth open. "Isn't it cute!" The group fell over again while Hiei sweatdropped. Genkai just shook her head. Kagome then flipped the page again showing a classroom.
"Observe this classroom now! Windows that have bars over them and bright lights shinging on one single desk! Cuffs on the desk to keep someone from moving! ...I MADE YUSUKE GO TO SCHOOL! Muahahahahahahaha!" she did her evil laugh making everyone sweatdrop.
'Is she sane?' they all thought
'She's wonderful!' Youko laughed in the depths of Kurama's head.
"Oh and I made him right alot of notes which took hours and then...last but not least..." she turned the page showing the case in which the barney video was. "I made Yusuke watch this!"
"Barney?" asked the group
"Yup! Then once it was over, he was like this" she shrugged looking at his form.
"Thats it?" asked Keiko
"Yup!"
"You didn't try killing him or do anything rash?" asked Koenma, she stared at him in disbelief.
"Didn't...Didn't do anything! Ain't this rash!" she pointed to the chart
"Kagome and Yusuke have this thing about hating that child show. Something about a life size figure of him trying to hug them when they were younger" said Genkai, Kagome shivered.
"Don't TALK about that! That was horrible! I had nightmares for weeks!" said Kagome
"So then how do we get them back to normal?" asked Keiko
"Kagome..." Genkai looked to her
"Alright...everyone back up!" she warned putting her arms out before putting them over her mouth. "YUSUKE! BARNEY JUST BROKE INTO THE HOTEL AND IS COMING FOR US!"
"WHAT! AHHHHHHHHH! DON'T LET HIM GET ME!" yelled Yusuke sitting up abruptly. The group burst out laughing (well most of the group)
"I'm so Smart!" Kagome praised herself with a nod before she was suddenly tackled to the ground by Yusuke.
"Kagome! I outta..."
"GET OFF!"
"Not before I kill you!"
"You fat pig!"
Yusuke was straddling her waist trying to choke her as she held his wrists avoiding his hands. Kuwabara and Kurama each grabbed Yusuke by his arms dragging him off of her while Keiko and Botan helped her up. Kagome got up quickly and started toward Yusuke only for Keiko and Botan to grab her by the arms again to hold her back.
"Let me at him!" she yelled " I can kick his ass anyday!" she continued going forward while dragging Keiko and Botan who were still trying to stop her. Yusuke was doing the same.
"What the hell is going on in here!" came a stubborn voice. The four holding there friends looked toward the door surprised and saw the Inuyasha group standing there (which means the whole group that was with kagome earlier) Kagome and Yusuke pulled away easily now that their friends were distracted and went at each other once again trying to kill each other. The four who were once stopping them before grabbed the two and tried pulling them apart again.
"Basterd!" Kagome yelled at Yusuke stretching out her arms trying to get at him.
"Bitch!" he yelled back doing the same.
"Stop it you two!" yelled Keiko
"Yusuke, you have no reason to be trying to kill your cousin" Kurama tried to reason to him.
"Like hell I don't!" he yelled
"Damn! What is wrong with you two!" yelled Inuyasha joining the group holding Yusuke back. Kagura did the same and went over to Kagome as did Shippo to take over from Botan and Keiko who backed up exhausted. Once they finally got the to calmed down they sat them down on the couch and made sure they wouldn't fight before Inutaisho explained that the hotel has a special system that can tell when theirs a fight going on in one of the rooms by the energy its giving out and that they rushed over as soon as possible. They then left as soon as Kurama gave them each a sleeping remedy and they fell sleep.
End Chapter 16
Well there you go! I got a chapter up and I tried to get a lot of humor into it which I hope you find funny. Anyways, after the Dark Tournament is over that will be the end of the story. But do not fear, I will do a sequel cause I won't get enough Kurama/Kagome into this first story yet since the Dark Tournament is only a couple of weeks long and we all know relationships don't start THAT quick. But I will try to get as much Kurama/Kagome into this as possible. Please Review!