Jack Sparrow: Ahoy m'ates!

Fangirls: JACK SPARROW?

Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

Julie: Hey... what's going on here?

Jack Sparrow: They're trying to steal my rum!

Fangirls: No we weren't.

Jack Sparrow takes out his pistol (which no longer only has one shot) and shoots at a girl's shoe...

Julie: Your drunk, right Jack?

Jack is asleep, hugging his rum

Fangirls are running around, screaming, taking pictures, andspyingonJack

Julie shakes her head

Ok...

Hi y'all! I'm sick at home'causeI have broncitis. So go easy on me. my grammar is worse than usual- I'm stuffed up...

MARCH BREAK'S HERE! (FINALLY)

I will probably only be able to update any of my storiestwice (inculding this one). I'm going away. Yes... South to the caribbean where the snow has already melted.

Wait! They have no snow there!

Pfft!

Luv

Julie

(R+R!)

We last left our heroine, after oh so bravely fainting. Excuse me as I try to wake her up with this arrow.

"Ow! What was that for?" I said, as I touched my leg where the narrator hit me with an arrow.

You weren't getting up….

"Ok, whatever," I said, suddenly remembering why I fainted. "I fainted… Because I saw Jesse in Pirates of the Caribbean, the movie."

Bravo! Brilliant! Susannah then stood up, brushed herself off, and ran out the door with her purse in hand.

'I bet I know who did this!' I thought as I pulled out of my driveway. 'This is so Paul's doing!'

About ten minutes later, I was standing on the front doorstep of Paul's grandfather's house. I wasn't sure if he stilled lived there, Paul that is. I rand the doorbell hesitantly.

Oh, really? Then why are you here?

"Oh, just shut up, stupid narrator," I said, exasperated. Just then, the door opened. I was surprised to see Paul Slater himself standing in the doorway.

Whoa… He's hot…

"Hello… May I help you?" asked Paul, obviously trying to make it seem like he didn't know who I was. But I was one hundred percent sure that he remembered me and knew I was going to be at his house soon.

"Paul! Sheesh! This is Suze… remember? You need glasses now?" I asked as I pushed my way into the Slater mansion.

"Oh… Suze! Hi! How are you? How about Jesse?" Paul asked, innocently.

Ok… Maybe Paul didn't do it…

"Oh, yes he did," I shouted at the narrator.

Paul turned around and looked at me like I had five heads, forty-seven eyes, and sixty ears. "What was that?" he asked, frightened a little bit.

"Ummm... nothing!" I said smiling.

"So, Suze, what brings you here?" Paul asked.

"You know! Jesse's in a movie! Only you could have done that! I mean, you have all these magnificent powers," I said, making quotation marks with my hands.

"Really… Suze, this is serious…" Paul stated, not smiling, or smirking.

"What?" I shouted.

Our heroine and her "friend" Paul, went back to Suze and Jesse's apartment. Paul saw that Jesse was in the movie andhe fainted as well.

We have overselves a very, very, very brave man here to help.

I really just made him faint for all the Paul haters reading this.

Ok

You know what to do

Jack suddenly wakes up: What? Drink more rum?

Julie: No... Review!

Jack: Hey! When do I come into the story?

Julie:MWHAHAHAHAHAH

Jack: Seriously...

Julie: ahem... next chapter.., I promise

Jack: Good (and he falls back asleep)