I am going to try not to babble today considering i just poked myself in my eye and I can barely see anything.

Brilliant,I know.

----This might get a little bit confusing but I believe everything will be explained in due time (like in the same chapter. If you don't understand something, just review and I'll get back to you) :).----

Chapter 3: "It Must Be Something I Said" (Mobile)

We have ourselves a pair of very intelligent and brave heroes in this story. I will use my narrator powers to make Suze and Paul suddenly "appear" on the Black Pearl, because I think that they need some lessons from our very cunning friend, Jack Sparrow.

"'Cuse me, Narrator, but that's Captain to you," Jack said teasing, looking for the narrator, wherever she was. She sounded awfully familiar to him.

Oh my! Please excuse my daftness… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

"That's better, luv," Jack said, looking for the newest members of his crew. He looked towards the Portside, and there they were. In completely wet, indecent clothing, that looked like they were made to sit at a desk all day.

Um, excuse me Captain JackSparrow, but that is what the clothing is made for; sitting at a desk all day.

"The twentieth century doesn't sound like much fun," Jack whispered to himself after receiving the news of how horrible the clothing was. He walked up to Paul and Suze. 'This is going to be fun' Jack thought.

Suze's POV

"Disgusting," I said, wiping my hands on her soaked pants, "My hair is going to fizz! I'm going to look like a fur ball or a cat or something! This is totally not fair!"

"Bonjour!" Paul said, ignoring my complaining and trying to make friends with the pirate standing in front of us. He was not the sharpest tool in the shed. I mean, Paul, not the pirate. English was obviously the language he spoke because of the way the ship was built. Then I looked out towards the ocean. It was a clear blue and I was almost able to see the bottom of the ocean. It was extremely beautiful.

"Bonjour, comment ça va?" The pirate answered, obviously trying to mess with our brains.

"Um, I don't know how to speak French," Paul said, like an idiot.

"Well then, why did you even try?" the pirate answered, walking closer to Paul and quirking a dark eyebrow, and rubbing his beard that was braided with a beads hanging near the tips.

"I thought that-" Paul started.

"You thought that French was the most spoken language in the Caribbean?" the pirate answered, waving his hand in the air, and pointing out to the ocean.

"Captain, I think it's time to stop picking on our newly acquired crew members," a very hot guy said, not that I'm being unfaithful to Jesse. I love Jesse. He is my squishy, and he will be my squishy.

For ever, and ever.

"I like picking on the new members," the Captain said, as he decided it was time to back off. He took a step away from Paul. Then he looked at me, as if it was the first time he saw me. "Ah, a lass, mate is she yours?" the captain asked looking at Paul expectantly.

"No! I am not his," I screamed. "This man almost killed me, twice!"

"Now Suze don't be so-," Paul started.

"I'm right, your wrong. Get over it," I interrupted and crossed my arm in front of me.

Then there was silence. I seems like Paul had learned his lesson; Do not fight with Susannah Simon. It was about time.

"I don't know your name," Paul said, looking at the Captain, while breaking the nerve racking silence.

"That's because I haven't had the time to introduce myself," the Captain responded, tilting his head and looking at Paul in a very intimidating way. "My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, and I am the rightful owner of the Black Pearl. I was marooned on a god-forsaken spit of land by my first mate and a bunch of other unfaithful crew members. Yesterday the Pearl attacked Port Royal, where I was imprisoned. The members kidnapped Elizabeth Swann, William Turner's 'lass'" jack said, pointing to the only other man on the ship, and the same hottie who made the Captain stop interrogating us.

"I commandeered a ship," Jack continued, patting the side of the ship we were on, "and now we are going to Tortuga to gather up a crew," Jack finished.

"Jack Sparrow," Paul whispered to himself, while rubbing his chin, trying to think.

The operative word here is "trying".

"Shut up narrator," Paul said, looking for the narrator again. Then she appeared next to him and cocked her head.

"Looking for me?" she asked. She was dressed in pirate apparel. Flat shoes, tanned capris, and a loose top.

Paul jumped about a mile.

Jack looked at the narrator like as if he had found gold.

Will looked like he was going to faint.

And I felt my heart stop beating for a few seconds.

"Are you trying to put us all into cardic arrest?" Paul screamed at the narrator. She was around 5'7", with dark auburn hair, tanned skin, and dark eyes. She looked like she had lived in the Caribbean all her life.

"Jack didn't jump at all," the narrator said, raising her eyebrow just like Jack had a few minutes ago.

"I knew you were coming, Danny, luv," Jack said, pulling her into a hug.

Me and Paul looked at them hugging with question marks almost painted onto our faces, and Will looked like he was going to faint, once more.

"You know each other?" I asked Captain Jack in a very suspicious voice.

"Yes lass, I've known her since I started in the piracy business. Danny was on my first crew until she ledt to sail the Mediterranean. We've seen each other in periods of time after that in Tortuga, and in Singapore. That brings back memories," he responded with a smirk on his face.

"You're scaring them," Danny said. Then she turned to us and introduced herself ,"Hello, I'm Danica McNeil, but call me Danny. Yes I have been the one who was scaring you the past few hours. I was sent to help you, but I couldn't appear until nowto tell you who I was, and why I wastalking to you".

Paul looked at her susipicously, "Ok then, why where you following us?"

Danny sighed and inhaled deeply before going into a long explaination, "Well, you see, there was a curse put on any ghost who was shifted to a certain time and was able to live in that time period. Such as Suze's boyfriend, or husband, Jesse. The curse also says that the person/ghost will be pulled into something that their significant other hates.

"Considering Suze hates pirates, Jesse was pulled back three centuries and was put into Barbossa's crew. The only way Jesse would be able to go back into the 21st century would be if you found Jesse, erased everything he did, and shifted back to the place thathe was sucked into the past from. So if you were sittin' down on a carpet and he disappeared from there, you have to shift back there exactly."

Danny exhaled, out of breathe.

Jack looked angry, at me.

"Put 'em in the brig," Jacksaid toWill.

In the brig Paul looked at me like a serial killer would glare at his next unexpectant victim.

"What?" I asked.

"What did you do to get us in here?"

"It must be something I said?" I answered, unsurely.

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Juli