Disclaimer: "Mom?" "No, you are still not Hiromu Arakawa."
"Al, I've got the perfect birthday gift for Lt. Hawkeye!"
"Are you drawing bulls-eyes on those, Brother?"
"Yes! 1000 life-sized posters of Colonel Roy Mustang! They'll make target practice fun!"
"Ah, aren't those targets a bit low?"
A note: I'm going to end up a crispy critter…..