Disclaimer: "Okay, Mom. I am not Hiromu Arakawa. Happy?" "Yes."
"You shouldn't eat that, Fullmetal."
"Mustang, what the hell are you talking about? It's a chocolate bar!"
"Yes, and that much chocolate would probably kill the military's favorite puppy dog."
A note: Thanks to the readers! Special thanks to the reviewers! And now, I'm going to go hide again. :sigh: If it's not Roy, it's Ed. They gotta catch me first!