Disclaimer: My mother says I don't own FMA.
"So the Priest in Lior had a fake Stone! It was a worthless mission! Mustang, you bastard-
WHAP!
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A FLYSWATTER!"
" Sorry, Fullmetal, you reminded me of a mosquito."
A note: I love readers. I love reviewers even more. And now, I must run…
Ed: You'd better!