Well, I hope you like the first chapters. I've finally written the fourth one. This chapter is a product of insomnia, I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. :) Thank you for all the wonderful reviews! Without further ado, here it is:
Final Destination 3
Scene 1: Godric's Hollow
Voldemort: Fwhahahahahahaha! Avada Kedavra!
green light issues
Harry: scar forms on Harry's hear GooGoo, Daddy?
Voldemort: Wha-, huh?
Voldemort turns into nothingness, but IS still alive!
Scene 2: Voldemort's return.
Voldemort: Fwhahahahaha! You're parents can't save you now.
a billboard sign swoops down out of nowhere
out of nowhere Ali Larter comes in and tackles Voldemort saving his life
Ali Larter: You cheated death once, but now it's chasing you.
Voldemort: Oh bollocks! Nothing's worse than death, and so on.
Ali Larter: Well, since I saved your life, and I'm still alive even though I died in the 2nd movie, and death is still chasing me, we should try to beat this together, even though death is unbeatable, etc.
Voldemort: Ok. confused
Scene 3: A highway
Voldemort and Ali Larter are cruisin in a highly dangerous white van with a gas leak unbeknownst to them and for some reason Voldemort doesn't have a wand
White Van: Per clunk, clunk, rattle, click, click, click.
Voldemort: What's wrong with this infernal contraption?
Ali Larter: Gas leak.
Voldemort: How do you know?
Ali Larter: Gas leaks always sound like that.
Voldemort: Oh. scratches head and mumbles to himself What's gas?
White Van: BOOM!
fire
that's right, one word, fire
Ali Larter: I think we should pull over.
random nudity
Ali Larter: Wait! When we were talking before this scene started didn't you say that you were trying to kill Harry when you escaped death?
Voldemort nods
Ali Larter: That's it. We just have to make sure Harry stays alive and you'll live too.
Voldemort: I knew someday it would end with my life depending on Harry's.
Scene 4: Harry's dorm.
Harry is sitting on his bed with a copy of Wizardmate
Harry: Hey, I never look at this stuff.
Author: Hey, shut up! There's always some form of porno in horror movies!
Harry: Ok. looks wide-eyed at the magazine
more random nudity
Harry takes a large gulp of Pumpkin juice as Voldemort and Ali Larter barge in
Harry begins to choke on Pumpkin juice and dies
Ali Larter: Well, I guess you're screwed, Voldie.
Voldemort: sobs I didn't want to go like this.
Scene 5: Voldemort's apartment in the city.
Ali Larter: Oh, I forgot to tell you that the creepy dude said that death can be stopped with new life.
Voldemort grasps his stomach
Voldemort: I'm going in to labor!
Voldemort has a look of pain on his face
Another billboard comes swooping through the apartment and kills Ali Larter, she also bursts into flames
Voldemort: Gotta watch them bastards.
the flames get out of control and Voldemort sticks his hand in a garbage disposal
Voldemort: Ah! The baby's coming!
a baby pops out on the floor
Voldemort: I'm saved!
he jumps up and down and accidently hits the button on the garbage disposal and his hand is, need I say it, no more
there Voldmort dies from loss of blood
Scene 6: The baby's 7th birthday party.
Random people at the party: Happy birthday to you!
Gas oven: Per clunk, clunk, rattle, click, click, click.
Random people: Uh oh! Gas leak!
they all run out of the house and leave the seven year old who is swallowed up by the flames
Random person: Screammmmmm!!!!!
THE END....or is it?
Alright, so obviously I've been watching Final Destination recently. I know some of the stuff might not make sense and follow the rules exactly, but this is a parody, ok?
Final Destination 3
Scene 1: Godric's Hollow
Voldemort: Fwhahahahahahaha! Avada Kedavra!
green light issues
Harry: scar forms on Harry's hear GooGoo, Daddy?
Voldemort: Wha-, huh?
Voldemort turns into nothingness, but IS still alive!
Scene 2: Voldemort's return.
Voldemort: Fwhahahahaha! You're parents can't save you now.
a billboard sign swoops down out of nowhere
out of nowhere Ali Larter comes in and tackles Voldemort saving his life
Ali Larter: You cheated death once, but now it's chasing you.
Voldemort: Oh bollocks! Nothing's worse than death, and so on.
Ali Larter: Well, since I saved your life, and I'm still alive even though I died in the 2nd movie, and death is still chasing me, we should try to beat this together, even though death is unbeatable, etc.
Voldemort: Ok. confused
Scene 3: A highway
Voldemort and Ali Larter are cruisin in a highly dangerous white van with a gas leak unbeknownst to them and for some reason Voldemort doesn't have a wand
White Van: Per clunk, clunk, rattle, click, click, click.
Voldemort: What's wrong with this infernal contraption?
Ali Larter: Gas leak.
Voldemort: How do you know?
Ali Larter: Gas leaks always sound like that.
Voldemort: Oh. scratches head and mumbles to himself What's gas?
White Van: BOOM!
fire
that's right, one word, fire
Ali Larter: I think we should pull over.
random nudity
Ali Larter: Wait! When we were talking before this scene started didn't you say that you were trying to kill Harry when you escaped death?
Voldemort nods
Ali Larter: That's it. We just have to make sure Harry stays alive and you'll live too.
Voldemort: I knew someday it would end with my life depending on Harry's.
Scene 4: Harry's dorm.
Harry is sitting on his bed with a copy of Wizardmate
Harry: Hey, I never look at this stuff.
Author: Hey, shut up! There's always some form of porno in horror movies!
Harry: Ok. looks wide-eyed at the magazine
more random nudity
Harry takes a large gulp of Pumpkin juice as Voldemort and Ali Larter barge in
Harry begins to choke on Pumpkin juice and dies
Ali Larter: Well, I guess you're screwed, Voldie.
Voldemort: sobs I didn't want to go like this.
Scene 5: Voldemort's apartment in the city.
Ali Larter: Oh, I forgot to tell you that the creepy dude said that death can be stopped with new life.
Voldemort grasps his stomach
Voldemort: I'm going in to labor!
Voldemort has a look of pain on his face
Another billboard comes swooping through the apartment and kills Ali Larter, she also bursts into flames
Voldemort: Gotta watch them bastards.
the flames get out of control and Voldemort sticks his hand in a garbage disposal
Voldemort: Ah! The baby's coming!
a baby pops out on the floor
Voldemort: I'm saved!
he jumps up and down and accidently hits the button on the garbage disposal and his hand is, need I say it, no more
there Voldmort dies from loss of blood
Scene 6: The baby's 7th birthday party.
Random people at the party: Happy birthday to you!
Gas oven: Per clunk, clunk, rattle, click, click, click.
Random people: Uh oh! Gas leak!
they all run out of the house and leave the seven year old who is swallowed up by the flames
Random person: Screammmmmm!!!!!
THE END....or is it?
Alright, so obviously I've been watching Final Destination recently. I know some of the stuff might not make sense and follow the rules exactly, but this is a parody, ok?