Disclaimer: Cause it makes the lawyers happy.
"Come on, Ed!"
"No! I mean it!"
"It's not a big deal, brother! It's just a-
"If that doctor tries to measure my height I swear I will kick him in the balls so hard people will think he's a squeaky toy!"
"That's mean, even for you..."
Notes: I have used that threat before. It's pretty effective. What do you guys think?