Disclaimer: I disclaim FMA. And Sea Monkeys.
In a secure, undisclosed location, somewhere in Central…
Mustang: "Okay, people, what have you got?"
Breda: "Nothing."
Fuery: "Sorry."
Hawkeye: "I'm sorry, sir."
Falman: "I have no ideas, sir."
Mustang: "There has to be something we can get Fullmetal for his birthday."
Havoc: "How about a pet?"
All: "Huh?"
Havoc: "Yeah, Sea Monkeys are about the right size."
Notes: My sister's birthday is at the end of the month. I don't think she wants Sea Monkeys…