Disclaimer: "Hey, Mom?" "Don't ask me again."
Ed scowled at Mustang. He was ignoring him!
"What are you doing?"
"Sorry, Fullmetal, I didn't see you over there."
"Who are you calling so short a mini-skirt would cover his ankles!"
"We're at work, Ed."
Notes:
Mustang:"Ed..." :falls out of chair laughing:
Ed: "AAAGGGGGHHHHH!"
Me: "Run away, run away, dammit, Roy, help me!"