I'm Not Special, I'm Not!
Alright, today I'm going crazy, posting chapters up a storm.
Harry Potter and Voldemort stood in the middle of the room with the veil in the Department of Mysteries duking it out in a furious battle.
"You mom was a filthy muggle whore!" yelled Voldemort.
"Nuh-uh!" yelled Harry as he pushed the Dark Lord hard in the chest.
"Uh huh!" yelled the Dark Lord and he pushed Harry back.
"You're dad was a filthy muggle butt monkey!" Harry teased and he put Voldemort in a tight headlock.
"Yeah, you're right," Voldemort managed to choke out.
Harry released his hold. "Now that just won't do. Let me think of another one..."
"OK," Voldemort waited patiently.
"You're a filthy mudblood whore!" Harry pushed Voldemort again.
"Still right," Voldemort began to laugh at Harry's frustration.
"Stop laughing at me! I'm not special, I'm not!" Harry yelled in frustration and pushed Voldemort through the veil.
"Oops..." said Harry.
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