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"Severus, do that funny thing you do, " the Dark Lord ordered his follower.
"What have I ever done that was funny?" Severus Snape sneered.
"You know, that thing you do when you dress up as a ballerina and eat ice cream in a way that's sexually gratifying to me."
"I have never done such a thing, and I shall never do such a thing. I don't know where you get this stuff from, " Severus exclaimed rolling his eyes.
"Do it, or I'll put this bag over my head!" the Dark Lord insisted holding up a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
"Fine, see if I care," said Severus and he sat and watched patiently as the Dark Lord put the bag over his head and tied it tight. His eyes were visible through the little smilie face, you know, the one that cuts down prices.
Severus looked away as Voldemort's eyes began to bulge and he made curious noises. He chanced a look at the Dark Lord who was looking at him with pleading eyes. He looked as if he were suffocating.
"There's no way he can hold his breath for much longer, " Severus thought and he began to walk away.
The Dark Lords eyes began to gloss over and he tugged on Severus' robes. Severus pulled away.
"If you want to breath, take the bag off your head!" Severus snarled. "I'm NOT going to do it!" Severus stormed out.
So Voldemort, who was very dizzy, tried to untie the knot around his neck, but not before he passed out and died.
The End.
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