Ah, Go Jump Off A Bridge
So, here is yet another chapter. I'm trying to update very quickly so as my ideas don't go to waste. Please be nice and leave a review!
"Look at this cool new piercing I got," said Voldemort showing his new pierced navel to Severus Snape.
"How exciting," said Snape sarcastically. "Another one of Lucius' ideas?"
"Yes, Lucius says that it makes me look younger."
Snape rolled his eyes.
"If Lucius told you that jumping off a bridge would make you look younger, would you?"
Voldemort pretended to think about the question.
"Of course. Lucius always knows best."
"Yeah... right..." said Severus as he walked over to Lucius and whispered something into his ear.
Lucius came over to Voldemort and said,"You would look a lot younger if you jumped off a bridge."
"OK," said Voldemort and he left quickly as if there was something of importance to be done.
Severus followed him to a bridge where Voldemort jumped off and made a sickening squashing noise when he hit the bottom.
"Guess he was being serious then," said Severus as he walked away.
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