The following fic is based on a true story. Well, the person didn't die, but it still happened...
The iVoldemort
It was Voldemort's birthday and all of the Death Eaters had pitched in a bought him a very special gift, an ipod video.
Voldemort instantly loaded up his ipod with his favorite music, videos, and photos taken at the Death Eater gathering and barbecues.
He took his ipod everywhere he went, to the gym(Oh, yeah he works out. Rock-hard abs baby.), to the grocery store and even to the park.
Today, Voldemort had gone for a walk in the park and he had taken his favoritest gift ever. He was currently listening to Justin Timberlake and completely rocking out. Passersby turned and looked when they saw him pass. He was quite a sight.
However, there was a storm brewing that the Dark Lord could not hear because his music was so loud. Lightning struck a nearby tree causing it to fall over, but the Dark Lord was completely oblivious.
The Dark Lord decided to sit down on a nearby bench and just take in the scenery, maybe do some sketches.
However, this was not the Dark Lord's day for a bolt of lightning struck his ipod quick as... lightning and an electric current ran up his headphones into his brain, completely electrocuting him, sending him into cardiac arrest and finally, death. Miraculously, Justin Timberlake still played on in his burnt to a crisp ear.
The End
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Yeah, this was a true story. But, the dude didn't die, he just had minor burns. Anyways, Review please!