I'm not entirely sure why I'm doing this.
Before anyone gets angry with me, I suppose I must say the only reason a poem is included herein is because I liked it enough to bother. So it should be happy about being included.
I don't own the poems. But of course, you knew that.
Part I
There once was an island called Shalott. It was by Camelot, which was all very convenient because they rhyme. It was very pretty and all with lots of cold breezes.
On the island lived a lady. She was called the Lady of Shalott. (Shocker!)
LoS: Muahahaha no one has ever seen me!
(sings creepy songs in early morning and late at night)
Reapers: SHUT UP, you old witch!
Part II
Whisperers: You are cursed, witch. Muahahaha.
LoS: But what am I cursed with?
Whisperers: …shut up.
LoS: Seriously, what am I cursed-
Whisperers: SHUT UP.
LoS: Well, I don't care, I will look in my pretty mirror. Lalalalala. Pretty girls and pretty knights.
sniffle
LoS: I don't have a knight. It is so bloody boring here! Bloody shadowy house!
Part III
(LoS looks in mirror)
LoS: LANCELOT drool So… pretty… He's all… gemmy… and jewell'd… and like a meteor with facial hair…
Lancelot: Tirra lirra! I am so sexy, look at me! LOOK AT ME!
LoS: drool
(looks out the window at pretty-boy Lancelot)
Mirror: CRACK Muahahaha, bad luck upon you.
LoS: Ah! Curse! Shite!
Part IV
LoS: Oh, I might as well give up and die now. Here I go. Don't try and stop me. I shall carve my name into this boat I found. Don't try and stop me. I'm laying in the boat now.
(LoS sings as she dies in her boat)
(washes up in Camelot)
(everyone in Camelot comes out to look at the boat)
Lancelot: Alas! This dead lady is the prettiest lady I have ever seen!
Everyone else: crosses themselves and edges away from the madman, Lancelot