50 Ways to make Neji Rip Your Head Off by sentbyangels13
1. Draw glasses on his face with permanent marker in the middle of the night.
2. Make his breakfast. When he starts to eat it, come up behind him, shove his head in it and say " Glad you like it!"
3. In the middle of the night, sit on his stomach and say, " Hey, Neji. Kakashi is here and he says he has your moms money from last night."
4. Put a knock-out pill in his drink, dip him in tar and feathers, and hang him upside-down at a 5-year-olds birthday party. When he wakes up, shout " Alright, everyone! It's piniata time!"
5. Strap him to a chair and make him watch a Titanic marathon.
6. Tell Rock Lee it's youthful to play with his hair all the time.
7. Show Tenten butt naked photographs of him as a baby.
8. Tell him " I know your little secret and I will tell everyone unless you go spandex shopping with Gai and Lee for a week."
9. After a week, tell him you were kidding and that he looked good in green spandex jumpsuits.
10. Lock him and Michel Jackson in a closet together.
11. Place bets on who will die of AIDs first.
12. Invite the Kool aid man to stay over for a month.
13. Kill him in Neji's bed the following night.
14. Use a justu to make Neji's manlyhood smaller.
15. Tell Tenten.
16. Drop a watermelon on his head from the roof and yell " My prayers have been awnsered!"
17. Replace his shampoo with honey. ( a classic)
18. When he's in the shower, throw a cat over the top. Wait for the sscreams.
19. Sell his house on e-bay, bring home a box and ask " Guess where you're living now?"
20. Call Gai and tell him that Neji will be late for the meeting because he is busy writing a youthful love poem about Tenten.
21. Call him " Boo-Boo"
22. Make Akamaru pee in his shoes.
23. Replace his spray-on deorderent with red spray paint.
24. Live.
25. While he takes a shower, spread crisco all over his bathroom floor.
Ok. I need funny ideas or else I can't finish. I am good at pissing off people but still I get writer's block.