50 Ways to make Neji Rip Your Head Off

by sentbyangels13

Neji hates you enough. Why don't you push it some more? Here are 50 ways how.

2. The Finishing Blow

50 Ways to make Neji Rip Your Head Off

Chapter Two.

I'd like to thank all the people who gave me ideas, hc, BandNerdsUnite, Riiiceballe, lilquack, Tahnaquille, Bloodstainedmoon, Yachiru-chan, Sakura Sama, Davondarkblade, and broken0dream. Thank you. Your ideas will be used in this addition.

26. Use a justu to turn him into a girl for a month.

27. When he says something to you ask "Why?" Continue to ask.

28. Take all his underwear with his name on it in to the girls locker room.

29. Knock on his door in the middle of the night and run. Repeat.

30. Sing "It's A Small World." When ever he walks by.

31. Give him a glass of "freshly squeezed orange juice." Run away before he relizies it's raw eggs.

32. When he falls asleep, pry open his eyelids and ask " Are you awake yet?"

33. Replace his matress with one filled with sharp rocks.

34. Hide all the food and then cook one of his shoes, a skunks tail, and an old onion. Force feed him.

35. When he goes on his next mission, ask him "Are we there yet?" every five minutes.

36. When he takes a shower, fill the room with mouse traps and lock the door. Listen for the screams.

37. Ask Tenten if she thinks Neji is gay.

38. Cut his hair of while he sleeps.

39. Make Gai go on vacation and tell Naruto he is in charge.

40. Ask him why his hair beats yours in a best hair contest.

41. Tell him he's the prettiest girl you have ever seen.

42. Tell him he looks like your grandpa on drugs.

43. Take all his clothes and replace them with dresses.

44. Everytime he walks in a room, throw a suprise party.

45. When a guy walks by, hug him tightly and shout " HE'S MINE!"

46. Put bleach in his shampoo.

47. Say " Your byukan can see through trees but can it see why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?"

48. Get him drunk, make him make-out with Gai and Lee at the same time, take a picture, and post it on the internet.

49. Attack him with a nail gun and tell him that Hinata told you to do it.

50. Dye his hair purple and shave it off. When he asks you what happened, tell him that you made a mistake and that purple was not his color.

Neji's Reaction.

" What the hell have you been praying for!" He yells at you on the roof. Sasuke walks by Neji and stares at his fancy yellow dress. " Hey little girl, are you lost?" He asks. " NEJI! YOU'RE LATE FOR A TEAM MEETING!" Yelled Naruto. " Oh and I saw your picture on the internet last night. If those were girls then I would have gotten a boner." Sick thoughts raced trough everyones heads.