Chun's authoress note: Yellow people! How's it goin? Well here's the next chappie for our story. Leo and I wrote this one together. OK now for the riview! Sora. The angel of the sky: lol I'm glad you liked all the glomping! As for the scale...well that's explained in this chappie. If you still don't understand it just lemme know and I'll try and explain it in greater detail. Well that's all for now. Enjoy and R and R please!
Leo's authoress note: This was a really fun chapter to write as I found a place where I could squash in Jiraiya! I just can't get enough of him.
"You what?" Sakura asked. "Just like Leo-chan said." Chun explained to the blushing girl. "So, you guys rate people's butts?" she squeaked in a small voice. "Yep!" Leo said and got up from her seat in the soft grass "Try it out, it's really fun!" Sakura started staring off into space as a fangirlish smile slowly spread over her face. "What do think about Sasuke's butt?" Chun asked and looked at Sakura with a knowing look in her eyes. "Huh?" Sakura snapped out of her daydreaming and said without any hesitation "He's a ten!" just to turn and glare at Leo who was giggling like mad "What?" she said between giggles "Chun-chan is doing it too!" The pink haired girl looked back at Chun. Chun was trying her best to keep her chest from shaking as she slapped a hand over her mouth and turned around. After recovering from the lack of air caused by laughing Leo asked what she thought about Naruto's butt. "Naruto?" Sakura repeated. "I… don't know, I haven't thought very much about his butt." She said thoughtfully and then hastily exclaimed "I don't even want to think about his butt!" with her face beet red. "What about you then Chun-chan?"
Chun's face instantly flushed red and she quickly looked away from the girl. Sakura looked at her curiously with the sounds of Leo laughing in the background. Then it seemed to click. "Oh…my…..no way…" She said sounding stunned. "Er…w-what?" Chun asked looking back at Sakura. She shook her head and said "I don't know how I missed it before! It was so obvious. You like Naruto don't you?" Chun's brain seemed to freeze up at that point. "So what if she does? I mean you like Sasuke right?" Leo asked coming to her friends aid. Sakura's face flushed once more as she said "Yeah….I guess so." Leo nodded and said "We're all free to like who we want. Whether it be a boy or girl." Sakura nodded slowly then said "Well….it's kind of nice to know that someone likes Naruto." "Hey wait I never said I liked him!" Chun cried. The other two girls gave her looks that said 'Yeah right'. Sighing Chun just gave them a weak smile in return. "What about you Leo-chan? You seem to like Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei." Sakura said turning to look at the other girl. Leo grinned and said "Yup! I like them both." "But….which do you like better?" Sakura asked.
"It wouldn't be too bad if I got my hands on Genma though. He's the hottest after Kakashi…Yeah; Kaka-chan is my favorite." "Kaka…chan?" Sakura asked. "Yup!" Leo started grinning like crazy." So how about we start heading back to the others? They must be tiered of waiting by now."
"What were you doing?" Naruto asked when we came back. Chun blushed slightly and said "Nothing, we just taught Sakura the rules of rating!" then it was Sakuras turn to blush. "The rules of rating?" Kakashi asked lazily with his eyes still glued to his book. "Yeah," Leo said "do you want me to teach you?" a mischievous sparkle appeared in her eyes as she looked at the jounin. "Some other time maybe." "Suit your self" she said and shrugged carelessly. "Well, it was nice of you to come visit. But I really need to get back to work" Iruka said and left. "You know what I'd like to do?" Leo asked no one in particular. "No, what would you like to do Leo-san?" Hinata timidly asked "I want to take a bath! And please Hinata-chan, call me with kun or chan, just don't use san. " "o ok." "I wanna do that too!" Chun said and walked up beside the two girls. "In a hot spring!"
"Yeah the hot springs sound cool!" Leo cried. Chun nodded and a slightly dreamy look crossed her face as she said "I've always wanted to go to a hot springs." "You've never been to a hot springs?" Hinata asked. Shaking her head Chun said "No…..there weren't any close to where I lived. Well…there were springs but you'd have to drive for a really long time and I don't exactly have a car." Everyone except Leo stared at her like she was nuts. "Um….what's a car?" Kakashi asked. Chun blinked and was about to say something when……WHACK! "Ouch! Leo-chaaaan that hurt!" She cried out as she rubbed her now sore head.
Leo glared at her and said "Yeah well it was supposed to." "Why'd you hit her?" Kiba asked. Leo glanced at the ninjas that stood around her then looked back at Chun. Leaning in to whisper in to Chun's ear Leo said "Remember Chun they don't exactly have the kind of stuff here that we have back home so it would be a good thing not to mention the stuff. After all we don't want to mess up the story." Chun gave her a look then looked around her surroundings. Pointing to herself and Leo she said "Well…..that last part already happened." Leo blinked then said "Oh…..uh yeah I guess it did." Running a hand through her hair Chun said "Alright then let's agree to try not and cause anymore…er major changes." Leo nodded in agreement. "What changes?" Hinata asked confused. Leo and Chun shot each other a look and Leo said "Oh nothing! Let's get going then shall we?"
"Aaahhhh…… A girl could get used to this." Leo moaned. Without looking up Chun agreed "Yeah…. I wouldn't mind having one of these close to my house." "Tell me about it…"
Suddenly a perverted giggle was heard, Leo got up from her comfy position to check it out. "Wha..what do you think it is?" Hinata asked carefully. "Maybe it's a pervert!" Sakura said instantly changing into 'crazy woman' mode. "Calm down a bit Sakura-chan. Leo-chan is taking care of it." "Leo? But Leo likes perverts!" the genin cried.
Meanwhile out side of main bath hall
"Hello!" Leo said smiling from behind the man crouching down on the floor to get a better view. By the sound of her voice he jumped slightly and lost his balance. As he landed flatly on his butt he glared at the grinning girl, but as soon as he saw that it was indeed a female and not his overly hyper student he started ogling. Leo's eyes widened comically as she recognized the man. She squealed loudly and promptly glomped him "Jiraiya-chan!"
Back to the other girls.
"Wait here, I'm just gonna check on her." Chun said and got up. On the way up she grabbed a bath robe and put it on. As she slid open the door to the changing hall her eyes almost popped out of her sockets. "What are you doing?" She asked the other girl that was sitting in the perverts lap; happily cuddling him and rubbing her cheek against his like an over sized cat. "Isn't he cute?" She squealed and cuddled a bit more for good measure.
"Leo-chan you can't keep glomping on to people like that." Chun said as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Aw...you do it to... sides it doesn't bother you right Jiraiya-sama ?" Leo asked. Jiraiya how ever was to out of it to answer. He was staring down Leo's robe that had loosened enough to show a good amount of cleavage. "Ah pervert!" Chun cried and proceeded to punch the unaware man squarely on the head. He fell backwards stunned...well he hadn't been expecting to be hit. "Chun why'd you do that?" Leo demanded as she jumped to her feet. "Because he was staring down your robe." She said. Leo looked back at the man who was now climbing to his feet. "Alright you listen to me. I don't care if you're a sannin or not you have no right to be peeping on women while they're bathing." Chun said glaring at the man. Dusting himself off Jiraiya said "Well she was the one who jumped in to my lap."
The old pervert did something old men rarely do; he pouted. "He's right you know Chuni-chan." Leo said as she advanced towards the sannin once again. "Oh, no you don't." Chun said and grabbed the back of her robe, effectively holding the very social girl in place. "But Chun-chan, I really don't think he minds." She wailed. "Did you?" she asked and looked at Jiraiya. "Of course not!" He answered. "I don't mind at all!" Yet another perverted grin appeared on his lips. "Oh, well" Chun sighed "maybe we should go back home?"
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