Double D's Shrink Ray

So as the Eds were scamming, Eddy had the two Kankers that were still alive in a cage. He laughed like an evil madman. What Eddy planned to do was shrink anybody who came up to the stand and put them in the cage.

"This is gonna be good," said Eddy.

"Eddy," said Double D. "We don't have anything planned for this scam."

"I do," said Eddy.

"Guys, it's Kevin!" said Ed. Kevin and Nazz walked up to the stand. They looked up and had a question mark hovering over their heads.

"So, what's the point?" asked Kevin.

"You'll see," said Eddy. "RIGHT NOW!" Eddy shrunk Kevin and enjoyed it. Now Kevin was a little bug.

"Hey!" exclaimed Kevin. "Am I tiny, or are there three giant dorks!"

"Call us dorks again and I'll smash you and kill you!" said Eddy.

"Eddy," said Double D. "I really don't think you should be shrinking peo-" Suddently Eddy shrunk Double D. He put Double D and Kevin in the cage.

"Blah blah this Eddy don't do that blah blah blah," said Eddy, imatating Double D. Then Eddy shrunk Ed and put him in the cage. "I WILL SHRINK YOU ALL!" Eddy was going a little crazy. No, more than a little crazy. He proceeded to shrink everybody in the cul-de-sac...except for Nazz.

"Oh dear," said Double D. "Eddy's gone mad!"

"I like being the size of a pickle," said Ed. "Now, we can share our relationship with each other." Ed got a pickle and started to kiss it and make out with it.

"What a dork," said Kevin. "I can't wait until I get my hands on Dorky." After about half an hour, Eddy shrunk everybody he could find. The place was empty. Not a soul in sight...well they were all in a cage.

"You guys are my caged rats!" said Eddy. "Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hey you!" said a voice. Eddy looked behind him. It was Nazz. "Make those pour defensless people normal size right now!"

"My girlfriend betrays me?" asked Eddy.

"Dude I'm not your girlfriend," said Nazz. "Well, I have no choice." Nazz knocked Eddy out and grabbed the Shrink Ray. She released everybody from the cage.

"But I liked being the size of a pickle," said Ed. When Eddy woke up, everybody stood over Eddy furious.

"Uh oh," said Eddy. A balloon drifted by and Eddy grabbed on to it. "Catch me if you can suckers!" yelled Eddy. But he started to panic as he drifted too high above the clouds. Faintly a scream was heard, followed by an airplane crashing into something.

"I better call an ambulence," said Double D.

THE END

P.S. My next fic will be about Ed playing his video game.