Keri's Rant: I did this for you. If I don't get at least one "OMFG I LESS THAN THREE YOU" I'll DESTROY you all. Anywho…the news of today is I HAVE MASTERED THE IRKEN LANGUAGE! Yup, that's right, I memorized the Irken alphabet ha-ha:D Praise me!

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No POV

It had been a month since Zim had given himself up to Dib. Dib's dad had only wanted to dissect the little alien the second he was shown 'the truth' about Zim. It was all Dib could do to keep poor Zim out of his father's lab. It was incredibly cute to see Dib protecting Zim, mostly because he was at least a head shorter than Zim, and he looked so much stronger than the human. But now was not a happy time for anyone that wasn't Gaz and Gir. Dib and Zim had just found out that Zim had gotten Dib pregnant and Zim was down stairs trying desperately to explain the situation to Membrane and still manage to keep his squeedly spootch inside of him. Dib lay on his bed, looking at the ceiling listing to the yelling of his lover and his father and the insane laughter of Gaz and Gir as they watched the show. Dib cringed every time he heard something smash. Zim had insisted that Dib stay in his room, so as not to harm him or the smeebie.

After about an hour of fighting, Dib sat up as he heard someone walking up the stairs, sighing as he saw it was only Zim. Zim walked over to the bed and hugged Dib tightly.

"I was able to talk him into letting you at least give birth to it; he said we'd talk about what to do with it when the time comes." Zim sighed lying down. Dib cuddled up next to him, kissing his shoulder.

"Well that's good. I thought he was gonna kill you down there." Zim ran his fingers through Dib's hair.

"He wants to; he even said he should." Zim chuckled lightly, planting a small kiss on Dib's forehead. Dib hugged Zim from the side before rolling on top of him. Zim smiled, kissing Dib gently. He smiled, playing with Zim's antenna for a bit before Gaz came up, smiling cruelly, Gir on her shoulder like a parrot.

"Dad wants to talk to both of you." They got up, walking past Gaz and down the stairs to the kitchen, sitting at the table. Membrane sat across from them, his head in his hands, Gaz sat on the back of the couch, grabbing a bowel of popcorn off the seat behind her.

"Dib, did you know that Zim was an alien when you slept with him?" he didn't look up. Dib felt a twinge of anger run through him, Zim squeezed his hand reassuringly. Dib licked his lips, trying to keep his voice under control.

"Yes father, I did. I've known Zim was an alien for the past seven years." He looked at his son,

"They why did you sleep with him?" (A/N: hot damn this is an awkward conversation :D) Dib shrugged,

"Because…" he bit his lip, "I guess it's just because I love him." Zim squeezed Dib's hand again, smiling at him. Dib smiled and squeezed back. Membrane just wanted to go throw up for a couple hours. Gir cooed from the couch.

"D'aw! How cute! Deyz in lurv!" he hugged Gaz's head. Membrane stood up and walked to his lab door.

"You two can go back to what ever it is you two do up there." Throwing up sounded good. Dib sighed.

"That was easy."

"Pfft, now!" they stood up and walked back up to Dib's room.

"What! That's it! No one's gonna get beat! Aw man! This sucks!" Gaz complained from teh living-room. Dib smiled, sitting back on his bed. Zim sat in his lap, pecking him lightly all over his face.

"I…kiss…love…kiss…you…kiss…too." He said.

Keri: Short, yes, I'll probably write ch3 tomorrow. I need sleep.