Sasuke swung his legs over the side of the bed and stood up. "I'll be taking that back now." Sasuke pointed to Naruto's crotch.

Naruto pouted slightly, disappointed. "Already?" he whined.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. "You're granny kind of ruined the moment."

"Damn her," he muttered under his breath

Sasuke stretched his left arm out. "We'll finish another time."

"Fine, fine," Naruto sighed, still a bit disappointed. Sasuke laughed a bit at that before he heard someone calling Naruto's name downstairs.

Sasuke turned his head toward the door. "What was that?"

Naruto blinked. "I didn't hear anything."

"Listen."

Naruto strained his ears. He heard a voice down the hall, calling his name. His eyes widened. "Oh, no. Kiba."

Sasuke looked at the door and back at Naruto before he vanished. Not 5 seconds later did Kiba walk in.

"Hey Naruto! I've been calling you for a while now. Didn't ya hear me?"

"Uhh, no, sorry, Kiba; I didn't," said Naruto, sweatdropping. He realized with horror that Sasuke had forgotten his hand--and said hand was driving Naruto completely insane.

Kiba eyed Naruto's pants. "What the hell Naruto?"

Naruto sweatdropped, trying to stop his heart from beating so fast. "What's...what?"

Kiba pointed to Naruto's pants. "You got a rat in there or something?" Akamaru barked in agreement.

"Uh...uh...I don't know...err, sorry, Kiba, I have to go to the...bathroom!" he cried, rushing past Kiba and into the bathroom, where he unzipped his pants to free the hand.

Kiba stared at where Naruto had been standing not moments before, blinked once...twice. "NARUTO WHAT THE HELL? WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Nothing!" Naruto called. He quickly went to the bathroom, to calm his erection, and walked back to the bedroom, dreading facing Kiba

Kiba glared at Naruto before he saw something at the blonde's feet... "Please tell me I'm dreaming. I don't remember signing up for a spot on the 'Adam's Family.'"

Naruto looked down--at his feet was Sasuke's hand. He groaned, slapped his forehead, then sank onto the bed. "You don't want to know, okay?"

Kiba looked at the hand again then back to Naruto. "That's what was in your pants?" A look of horror crossed Kiba's face. "You're screwing the ghost aren't you?"

A deep crimson blush took over Naruto's face. "M-maybe..." he mumbled. "Probably...yes."

Kiba's heart stopped for a brief second be fore he exploded on the blonde completely. "WHAT THE HELL NARUTO! HE KILLED LIKE FIVE FREAKING PEOPLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THIS IS?"

Naruto avoided eye contact. "That wasn't his fault. He was asleep."

Kiba took a deep breath. "Look, I just...worry about you. You're like a little brother to me." He sighed. "But if he makes you happy... Wait. Since when have you been gay?"

Naruto huffed. "I'm not gay. I'm bi," he said haughtily.

"Fine. Bi." Kiba plopped down beside Naruto. "But seriously. Are you sure you really like him?"

"I don't just like him...I mean...he kissed me. It was really unexpected, and I reacted wrong, but...I liked it." He finally looked Kiba in the eye. "I really think I'm in love with him, Kiba."

Kiba looked at his friend. "Naruto look...You and...you haven't forgotten that you're an exorcist right? I mean, well..." He took rubbed his eyes. "This is really complicated."

"You're telling me," he mumbled darkly.

Kiba ruffled Naruto's hair. "If you're sure you really love him I won't tell anybody." He raised his right hand. "I promise. So...tell me about him."

"I really don't know all that much, really. About his background, that is."

"Well...what's he like personality wise? What's he look like?" Kiba fell back on the bed his legs dangling over the bottom.

"Well, he's really mellow, from what I've seen--doesn't get mad very easily. He's kind of quiet. I think he has a really horrible past, because he acts really sad a lot of the time. He's got dark hair and these dark, intense eyes that just...draw you in..." he faded off, a dazed look in his eye, then came back to earth, blushing.

Kiba snorted. "You sound like a love sick school girl."

"That's because he is."

Naruto turned around quickly, cracking his neck in the process. "S-Sasuke!" he exclaimed.

Sasuke pushed off from the wall and gave a half hearted wave with his good arm. "Hey."

Kiba couldn't move for a moment. His eyes widened. Naruto, for lack of anything better to say or do, picked up Sasuke's hand off the floor and tossed it to him.

Sasuke caught the hand and placed it back on its wrist. "So. What all did you say about me?" He sat down behind Naruto and put his chin on the top of his head.

Kiba trembled a bit. "Y-you said he had...dark eyes. B-b-but..." Naruto looked over at Sasuke. "Hey, why did your eyes disappear?" he asked as if it were nothing more than asking him why he'd changed his shirt.

"I'm in a bad mood." Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist. "It just got worse when you told me no one was willing to date you. I don't know why I haven't gone back to normal yet though."

Naruto slid his arms around Sasuke's neck. "How can you be in a bad mood when I'm around?" he asked in a mock pout.

"It's not as bad as it was before." Sasuke gave a near misroscopic smile. "You gonna introduce me?"

"Oh, right," said Naruto. He turned to Kiba. "Kiba, this is Sasuke. Sasuke," he gestured toward Kiba. "Kiba. He's my coworker," he added.

Sasuke held his hand out the one that was not in naru's pants "pleasure."

Kiba nodded and, relaxing a bit, accepted the hand. "Ditto."

Sasuke nodded and returned his hold on Naruto and kissed the top of his head. "I'll see you later. You two probably want to talk."

Naruto smiled. "You're right; I haven't talked to Kiba in a while."

Sasuke nodded to Kiba before getting off of the bed and leaving.

Kiba was the first to speak after Sasuke's departure. "Well that was interesting."

"He's a pretty interesting guy, yeah," Naruto agreed. "Considering he's dead and all. Anyway, how's your love life? Anything good happen lately?"

"Nope not lately. Hinata's visiting Neji and Tenten, so nothing really can happen."

"Wish everyone could visit me," said Naruto. "I'm not leaving here, that's for sure."

Kiba laughed. "I figured you wouldn't. How did you two hook up anyways?"

"Oh no," Naruto groaned. "Please don't tell me you want the whole story."

"You thought I'd leave it at 'Naruto's dating a ghost, no questions asked' come on you know me better then that."

"Yeah, you're right, I do." He sighed and launched into the whole reincarnation deal; complete with detail.

By the end of the story Kiba was staring into space. After a minute or two though he doubled over in laughter. "Oh, MAN! You're joking right?" He took a deep breath.

Naruto blinked. "What's so funny?"

Kiba picked himself off of the floor and wiped a tear from his eye. "You're joking right?" He eyed Naruto. "I mean, you weren't really a slave for that guy and all that other stuff, right?"

Feeling almost offended, Naruto said "No, I'm not joking...that was all truth."

Kiba adopted a lost look. Akamaru had fallen asleep on the bed a long while ago. "You mean you two were really lovers? You're really supposed to be a 150 year old ghost?"

"That's what he told me."

Kiba slapped his head. "NARUTO! HE TOLD YOU? ARE YOU REALLY THAT BLIND DUE TO 'LOVE!' GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU!" Kiba sighed. "Do you even remember anything on your own? If so then he was telling the truth, if not well...you got played."

"I remember some things…Like...when he reorganized my room, the way it was back then...I had weird short flashbacks."

"Of what? What 'memories' could a ROOM possibly bring back?"

"Uh..." he blushed. "Well, it is a bedroom..." he muttered.

True to his reputation, Kiba was totally CLUELESS. "So?"

Naruto leaned forward and put his face in his hands. "Kiba," he said. "You are the most clueless person i have ever met in my entire life. EVER."

"No I'm not. It's a bedroom!" Kiba glared at him. "Anyone would be clueless."

Naruto slapped his forehead and fell onto his back on the bed. "Kiba. Has a little word called 'sex' ever punctured that thick skull of yours?"

Kiba paled. "You mean...you saw, you and h-him doing it? On this bed." He pointed.

Naruto couldn't help himself. He started to chuckle, then laugh aloud, and then just started laughing madly.

"EEEWWWWWWWWWW!" Kiba launched himself backwards and almost tripped. "AND I SAT ON THAT!"

Naruto laughed even harder at that. "Yup!" he managed to choke out.

Kiba began to hop around in a little circle chanting 'ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, I'm scarred for life!'

Naruto finally got control of himself after about three minutes of laughing his ass off. "Fine, if you're going to be that immature about it, I'll go get you a chair from the dining room or something."

"No that's fine just..." He shivered. "I haven't seen him 'normally' yet is all. So all I saw was you doing it with a corpse."

Naruto laughed again, but stopped quickly this time. 'Better not tell him about what almost happened...'

"I guess looks really don't matter though." He smiled slightly. "As long as you're happy...If you don't mind my asking, who topped?"

Naruto considered for a moment. "Uh...I'd have to say Sasuke."

Kiba stopped himself from twitching at the thought. "Bet you were sore for a while."

"I wouldn't know. Hey Kiba?"

"Hmm?"

"Why did you come over? It's almost midnight."

"Your grandma called me and told me to go check on you since Jiraiya was already asleep."

"Oh…"

Kiba sat back on the bed and looked out the window. "Hey, is that Sasuke?"

Naruto looked as well. "No, that's not him," he said immediately, knowing Sasuke anywhere. He strode over without another moment's hesitation and opened the window. "Who're you?" he asked.

The ghost turned around and stared at Naruto. "Where's Sasuke?"

"Why should I tell you when you won't even tell me who you are?"

He tilted his head to the side. "Uchiha Itachi. Do you not remember me?"

"Itachi..." he repeated slowly. He got sudden flashbacks in his head--screaming, crying, a fierce pain...then darkness...through the darkness floated Sasuke's voice. "ANIKI!" Naruto came back to his senses. "Sasuke's older brother?"

He eyed Naruto. "Hai."