Keri: Woo! Man almost done with this! This chapter's gonna be short.

Listening to: Roses are Red by Aqua…I BLAME TECHNO!

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"Dad! Zim and Dib a faging up the couch!" Gaz yelled as she came down stairs, seeing the boys watching TV in their pajamas. Gaz stormed back up stairs as Zim jumped up to make Dib breakfast. The poor boy was starting to get extremely chubby do to the cute wittle smeebie taking up residence in him. Membrane came up stairs to find Zim in the kitchen. He grabbed something out of the fridge and went back to the living room.

Zim sat next to his lover, opening the container; it looked like human yogurt, but Dib knew better than to think Zim'd feed him something normal.

"This is an Irken food-product that is good for growing smeets, try." He shoved a spoonful of the magenta substance into Dib's mouth. Dib swallowed the gooey substance, licking his lips.

"It's not too bad." Zim fed him another spoonful. Membrane scowled, he hated that alien so much.

"I think Dib's fully capable of feeding himself." Membrane said, making a cup of coffee.

"I know, I just love to feed him, he's cute when he can't talk!" Dib stuck his tongue out at him and that earned him another spoonful of goop. Dib swallowed and opened his mouth for another bite. Membrane flinched at the sight. It was disgusting!

Membrane was a very old skool type of man. Although he had never tried to tell his daughter that she should stay in the kitchen and cook and clean, even if that's how he felt, he'd tried to let his children do as they please; but to see Dib and Gaz switching roles (Gaz being more masculine and Dib well…DIB'S A MOM NOW) it made him sick. And that alien! He hated Zim! More than anything else in the entire universe! It was his fault his only son was gay and his fault his only son was pregnant and his fault his only son was insane! Everything bad that'd happened to Dib was all Zim's fault. He stormed back down to his lab, the two boys looking at him as he stopped down the stairs.

"What's wrong with him?" Zim asked.

"I don't know." Dib stood up, "I'll go talk to him."

"Okay, be careful." Dib made his way down the stairs to his dad's lab, pushing open the door quietly,

"Dad?" he asked cautiously.

"Yes, son?" he sighed.

"Are you feeling alright?" Membrane was quiet for awhile before,

"No, I'm not alright. I don't like Zim, you know that. I have no idea why're he makes you so happy!" they were now facing each other.

"I don't know either dad, he just, does." They were quiet again.

"I want him out of here."

"Wh-what?"

"I don't want him living here. As soon as the baby's born, he and it are out of here."

"Dad! What're you talking about! Zim can't leave! Where would he go!"

"Back to his planet!" he snapped, "I want him as far away from you as possible!"

"He can't! He's been banished! If he leaves this planet he'll be killed!"

"I don't care!"

"What about the smeebie! Would you really not care if an innocent was killed!"

"Its part of him so it's better off dead!" tears ran down Dib's face he turned and left the room, jumping into Zim's arms.

"Dib? Dib–darling, what's wrong?"

"Dad; he says that as soon as the smeebie are born, you and it have to leave."

"Leave? Where?"

"He said you should just go back to Irk! I told him you couldn't, but he didn't care!" Zim hugged Dib tightly,

"It's okay love, we'll figure something out."