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Chapter 5
"Good morning, my beloved hunnies and hunks!"
Zelos looked around the inn and saw no one.
"Where the hell is everyone?" He asked the air.
All of a sudden, a voice from behind him said, "They all went off on their own this morning, Zelos. Do you want to go for a walk?"
Zelos jumped a bit, then turned around. Then he jumped again.
"Holy shit, Colette, you scared the living shit out of me!"
"Oh no, I'm sorry."
Zelos stared at her for a second.
"'Oh no'?" Zelos asked.
"Well, I mean, it's bad to scare someone right?"
"…Uh. Not really."
"Well, that's what my father always taught me."
Zelos grinned. He got the stunning idea in his head… to fuck with Colette's head. Inwardly, he danced. Then, inwardly, he asked himself: "Why is it that I like dancing so much?" To which his inward-self responded, "It's a curse. The Ring got you after you were all orphaned and shit. 7 days… 7 days…"
Zelos shook his head of his thoughts, "Well, Colette-hunny, your father was and is full of crap."
"You mean, HE'S A POOP-MONSTER!"
Zelos' eyes widened at her. Was she really that stupid? He shook his head of the bullshit thoughts. Of course she is!
"Uh, yes. Yes, he is. He is indeed a… poop-monster."
Colette's eyes widened in fear and she ran out of the inn, screaming.
"Well, that got rid of her at least…" He said to himself quietly.
Then, everything went black…
'AHHH! ZELOS, HELP ME!' a voice yelled out fearfully.
Zelos suddenly appeared in Iselia and looked around, before hearing the voice again.
'PLEASE! HELP ME, ZELOS! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!'
Zelos blinked in shock. He only loved one person… 'Lloyd! I'm coming for you!'
He ran about the village, unable to find Lloyd anywhere.
He went inside the school, and saw Raine 'fooling around' with Regal. Once out the school, he shook his head, 'That didn't happen…'
He ran inside Raine and Genis' house, and saw Genis brandishing a whip and Presea strapped up against the wall. Once out of the house, he heard Presea's voice yelling, 'Harder, Genis!'
'Geez, everyone's getting lucky but me…' He sighed, and continued his search for Lloyd.
'That could change soon, Zelos…'
Two strong arms wrapped around him, and he frowned in recognition, as that deep voice could only belong to…
'Kratos! Let go of me!'
'NEVER! If you want your precious gay porn collection back, you'll do as I say!'
Zelos laughed, 'I don't care about my damn gay porn. I'm rich, bitch! I can just buy more! Now, let go of me!'
Kratos let go of him in shock, 'Alright, fine. Anyway, I have Yuan waiting for me off in his fancy Renegade base in Triet.'
Zelos sighed in relief.
'ZELOS, YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME, DAMN IT!'
'I'm coming, my beloved!'
He ran about, then remembered the one place he hadn't checked yet…
'Of course, Colette's house!'
He ran to Colette's house, and saw a glowing light surrounding it.
'How could I have missed it, it's so damn bright!'
He ran into the light, and was tossed back.
'What the hell? Hmm. Maybe it's like those damned barriers that Mithos had up in Derris-Kharlan…'
He chucked his Cruxis Crystal at the light, and the light flew away, and all of a sudden he heard the Mario theme song.
He hummed along to the song as he walked into Colette's house. Once in Colette's house, he didn't see Colette anywhere.
'Lloyd!'
'Yeah?'
He turned around and saw Lloyd cowering in a corner from Colette's stuffed-animals.
'Oh, thank goodness.'
'Did you just say 'thank goodness'? Geez, that's like something my grandma would say.'
'Oh, shut the fuck up, you cute little fucker.'
Lloyd jumped into his arms and…
"Holy shit!"
Zelos looked around, and he was back in his hotel room.
"Damn it. I wanted Lloyd to kiss me…"
"You did?"
Zelos turned around and saw Lloyd, standing in the doorway, staring in shock.
"Uh, yeah. I figured it would've been obvious by now…"
Lloyd grinned, "Yeah, I guess so."
"So, what am I back in here for?"
Lloyd sighed, "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to, and."
"Wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about?"
"Oh, well," he rubbed the back of his head, laughing nervously, "I got into a fight and I accidentally knocked the guy into the inn, and that knocked the biiiiiiiiiiig lamp in the lobby fall down. Onto your head."
"Wait, wait, what? You got into a fight? With who? Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, and it was just with some guy who tried stealing my money. But are you okay? Well, obviously you are, I mean, you're standing and talking and stuff."
"Did you get that from Kratos?"
Zelos laughed inwardly at his question.
"Get what from Kratos?"
"Answering your own questions."
"Oh. I don't know, maybe. I guess so," He sighed, "So, what'd you mean when you said you wanted to kiss me?"
Lloyd sauntered over to Zelos, giggling a bit.
"Well, I thought you'd know. I mean, it was pretty straight-forward…"
Lloyd laughed, "Yeah, sorry. I was just stalling."
"Stalling for what?"
"Stalling for this."
Lloyd planted a chaste kiss right on Zelos' lips and pulled away, smiling.
"See you around, Zelos, I got to go buy new swords…"
"How about I go with you? I mean, my swords are getting blunt and dull…"
"How about no?"
Zelos glared, "You little bastard."
"Ah, you love it."
Zelos paused for a second, then laughed, "Well, you've got a point there."
"Of course I do."
Lloyd planted another quick kiss on Zelos' lips before jogging out of the room.
Once out of the room, Lloyd leaned against a wall, "Oh, what did I go and do that for? Damn it."
A/N: Hello everyone. Don't kill me for not updating in, like, forever. Please? I have... a Kratos plushie that I bought off eBay?
And, on that note of not updating, I am sooooo sorry for not updating. I was busy with school, and I just got a really hot poster of my God-slash-favorite rockstar, and my bestest friend has been hanging out alot. Of course, my bestest friend was the one who convinced me to update!
Also, on the note of this chapter, I'm sorry it's not exactly... as funny as the others. It's, like, midnight and I'm on a sugar-high. And I felt like throwing in semi-angst. Because... I've been reading too many SasuNaru deathfics.
And to all my lovely, beloved, sexy, gorgeous reviewers: Thank you very much for waiting patiently and I offer you raspberry sherbet, the best ice cream EVER! offers the ice cream patiently