Keri: Woo! The last chapter! I bet you're all excited! And yes, this story IS going to have a sequel!

My Fans: YAY! WE LOVE YOU /cheers/

Keri: Yes, yes, I know, I know! Anywho, thanks to Techno for Dat's name!

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Zim and Dib stood happily looking at the sleeping smeebie in his crib. Dib smiled, as Zim pulled him closer. They looked at each other and kissed gently.

"I love you Zim."

"I love you too Dib."

"We need to think of a name. Have you thought of any?" Zim bit his finger in thought.

"What about Dat?" Dib smiled,

"Dat? I like it." Dib stroked Dat's green cheek with his finger. His yellow eyes opened in his sleep. He smiled and made some gurgley noises before his eyes shut again. Dib giggled, then sighed, leaning against Zim. Zim pouted and flicked Dat's mini hair scythe so it stood up like Dib's.

"Much better." He mumbled, sucking on Dib's hair.

"Zim, dad said he was going to kick you out. Do you really think he'll go through with it?" Zim sighed and walked over to the bed, Dib followed.

"Knowing your father, probably." Zim lay down, Dib curled up next to him.

"I don't want you to leave, we just started getting along." He hugged the alien. Zim couldn't help but chuckle, "It's not funny Zim!" Dib pouted, sitting up, "Couldn't you just build a base, like last time you were here?" Zim shook his head sadly,

"I only have my Voot and Gir, but I had to steal him. I have zero technology." Dib sighed, resting his hands in his head.

"What're we gonna do! Dad only let me keep you at first because he thought you'd be like a pet! But now…" he groaned. Gir came pounding up the stairs and burst into the room.

"Mr. Big-headed boy's on TV!" He yelled waking the smeebie. Dib ran over and picked up a crying Dat.

"Shh, shh, there, there honey. It's okay, mommy's here." Zim growled,

"This better be good Gir!" he stomped down stairs after the SIR unit, Dib following, trying to quiet Dat.

They sat on the couch, Gir un-muting the news broadcast.

"…And now we turn to Devi who's live covering Professor Membrane's important news announcement. Devi?" the camera feed switched to a woman in her early twenties or so, she had purple hair in four short pig tails and cross earrings.

"Thanks Tenna." She said in a bored tone, "Professor Membrane has had an important announcement he's been keeping from the public for some time, and he said he's finally glad to be able to tell the entire human population the news." She sighed, "Let's watch." The camera zoomed in on Membrane who was standing at a podium out in front of his lab; his employs semi-circled around him, news media holding microphones up to him from below the stange. He raised his hand for silence. Zim and Dib looked at each other, mouths hanging open; he couldn't be?

"As a man of great wisdom, as a man of science, and as the man who has kept this planet going for countless years, inventing countless things to better improve the human race, I could never have a better discovery for you!" there was a buzz of anticipation as the whole world held it's breath, "For the past ten months, I have had an alien residing in my home." Dib scram.

"THAT BASTARD!" Dat, who'd just re-fallen asleep, woke up screaming. Dib took him into another room to calm him (and him self) down. Zim sat there, eyes wide, jaw agape.

"Now, I know that for most of you it's hard to believe, but you must believe me! He must be stopped and captured at all costs! He's brainwashed my son and forced him to have his child. I didn't know about this up until recently."

"The lying sack of…" Zim hissed angrily, breaking the remote in his anger.

"He must be captured immediately. It is of the most importance that he be stopped before the earth is destroyed!" the camera returned to Devi,

"And there you have it. The professor is offering a 5,000 dollar reward to anyone who has any correct information about this alien or his offspring, since he is certain they've left his home by now. Back to you Tenna." Gir turned off the TV, looking happily at his master. Zim jumped up and ran to the room Dib was in.

"He's going to kill us, both me and Dat, I just know it. He's offering 5,000 dollars just for information about us!" Dib turned to him, tears already running down his face, he must've been crying.

"I knew he'd try something like this. Why did I ever trust him!" Zim hugged Dib,

"It's not your fault. He's just a cold hearted, insensitive bastard, that's all." There was silence, "Dib, I don't care what happens to me as long as you and the smeebie are okay." He ran his fingers through Dib's hair, "I'm going to disguise Gir as Dat and give him and my self up while you take my Voot and get you and him the hell out of here."

"Zim, no! I could never!" Zim kissed him.

"I love you Dib. I'll be fine, I promise. I'll handle it. Besides, I am Zim." He said half-heartedly. Dib laughed ever so lightly, kissing Zim again.

"I-I love you too, Zim." Gir came in.

"Aww, Master, why youz and da big-headed boy so sad?" Zim walked over to Gir and knelt in front of him.

"Gir, do you love Dib?"

"Yes."

"Do you love the smeebie?"

"Yes."

"And do you love me?"

"Yes, Master!" he said the last one wide-eyed, as if it were a blasphemy just to ask.

"Then I have this one mission for you Gir, if you can complete this mission and pass it with flying colors, then I'll bye you anything you want until the day I die! Is that understood Gir? This is the most important mission you will ever have, ever!" the little SIR glowed red, saluting his master. Zim stood up and took Dat from Dib, kissing his smeebie and his mate both on the forehead. He showed him to Gir, "Okay Gir, now, remember how I put that new chip inside you that'll make your disguises perfect? Well use that to look like Dat. Gir stood there for while, before, in a flash a purple light, he turned into Dat. Zim smiled and handed the smeebie back to Dib.

"Well?" he asked his lover.

"That is no Dat, I'd be able to tell in an instant. But to anyone else, he looks exactly the same."

"If they're exactly the same how can you tell?" Dib smiled and pecked Zim on the lips,

"A mother could find it's real child in a room of a million clones."

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Zim sighed, helping Dib into the Voot Cruiser, loading his luggage in after him.

"Well, I guess this is good-bye, Dib." Dib smiled sadly.

"No, it's not good-bye, it's farewell. We'll see each other soon Zim. I know we will." Zim smiled weakly, stroking Dib's face. They kissed deeply. Dat had woken up awhile ago and Dib hadn't bothered trying to put him back to sleep since he wasn't crying. Zim took him and held him up high before bringing him back down and kissing him on the forehead.

"I love you Dat, my sweet smeebie." He sadly handed him back to Dib. Zim took off a necklace that was hidden under his shirt. It was a silver chain with an Irken symbol charm; he placed it around Dat's neck; he proceeded to chew on it.

"I love you Dib. More than anything else in the entire universe." He said.

"I love you too Zim, more than you'll ever know." He sniffed, "And, I-I'm sorry, for being such a jerk when you first came here. I truly am."

"It's okay Dib, I forgive you. They kissed again and Zim shut the windshield. The ship was on auto pilot until they exited the atmosphere, then it was up to Dib were they went. They rose slowly, hidden by the trees of the house next door. They watched as a mob of people surrounded Zim who was holding Gir disguised as Dat.

"Alright, I give up." Zim said defeated.

"Where's Dib!" Membrane demanded.

"Dunno, I came out here looking for him."

Dib watched sadly as Zim and Gir were thrown into the back of an FBI van, no doubt to be taken in for questioning. Dat leaned up against the windshield.

"Papa?" he murmured sadly. Dib held Dat close to him.

"It's okay Dat." He said, tears rolling down his cheeks, "We'll see Papa again; I promise."

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Keri: Zeh end! Yup! Once ALL my fics are complete I'll start working on the sequel for this and "Iron Fist" woo!