Disclaimer: My milkshake brings all the boys to the story, although the charries ain't mine. Damn right, the charries ain't mine. I'd like to think otherwise, but I can't because of lawyers and such.

Once back at the inn, Colette headed back up to her room, almost immediately. Lloyd felt really bad, but he had more important things to worry about.

"Professor?"

"Oh, Lloyd, where have you been? Why do you keep running off? I've been meaning to tell you..."

"Oh, geez. What?"

"Genis was uhm... discovering himself... in your tube socks."

"Discovering himself?"

"Spanking the monkey."

"HE HAS A MONKEY!"

"Oh, fuck. NO. HE WAS WANKING. JERKING OFF."

"Oh. AHHH! Ewwww."

"Exactly."

"Oh yeah, where's Zelos?"

"Hmm? I haven't seen him since this morning."

"Really?"

"If I had to guess, he'd be in his room."

"Oh, yeah."

"What, you didn't think to look there?"

"OF COURSE I DID... kind of."

Raine sighed, "My Goddess, you're so dense."

"I know. I'm sorry." Lloyd sighed sadly.

"What's wrong?"

"Everything's happening too fast for me. Colette loves me, but she's like my sister! Plus, I'm kind of, like... gay."

"Oh. Did Kratos talk to you about it?"

"What, being gay?"

"Yes."

"Nope, I didn't let him. See, I had to go into denial and stuff."

"Oh. I see."

"Yep, it's what every guy who thinks he's straight, but then finds out he's gay goes through. Denial."

"Indeed. Not like I'd know."

"Yep."

"So. We've just been talking too much. You need to go find Zelos."

"Oh yeah. Sorry. Slipped my mind."

"Of course it did, stupid."

"Fuck you."

"Regal and Linar already have!"

"AHHH!"

Lloyd ran out of the room, screaming like a little girl... right into Zelos.

"Oh, Zelos! I've been looking for you!"

"Yeah? I thought you and Colette would be celebrating your newfound love."

"What?"

"Well, it was kind of obvious that you two love each other."

"Well, yeah. She loves me in the way you're thinking, but I'm gay."

"Oh, sure. Whatever."

Zelos started walking away.

"Zelos!"

"Wh-"

He was cut off by Lloyd lips over his own.

"What's with you always interrupting me, Lloyd?" He said, smiling a bit.

"Sorry."

"S'okay."

"Okay, so. You and Zelos are like... together?"

"Well. Kind of."

"And like... have you... gotten... you know. Down and dirty?"

"Uh..."

"You have!"

"No! Well, kind of."

"Kind of?"

"Yep."

"I don't want to know."

"Exactly Sheena."

Later that night, Lloyd walked into Zelos' room for their now nightly "get-togethers".

Lloyd got under his covers and slung an arm lazily over Zelos' waist.

"Hey there, bud."

"Hey."

Zelos started trying to flip over, but Lloyd held him down.

"Wait. I have a question for you."

"Shoot."

"What are we?"

"Together."

"No, I mean... like. Are we boyfriends?"

"If that's what you want."

"Monogamous?"

"Monoga... what?"

"Only with each other. No one else."

"Sure thing, Lloyd."

"Really?"

"Whatever you want."

"You'd really change for me?"

"Anything for you."

Lloyd stopped holding him down. "I love you."

"Love you too."

A/N: Omgizzle. The story is over finally! Now, I don't have to write it anymore, and you don't have to read it anymore. -emotear-

Anyhoo. Thank you to all my lovely reviewers for putting up with my shitty writing and thank you all for being so lovely. As thanks, I have random objects painted... I mean, made of gold.

-offers the random objects-