Binky has problems maturing.

Arthur is © Marc Brown

A/N: This is a minor South Park parody. Also this is one of the fanfic ideas that didn't make the cut, don't expect this story to actually win any awards, I still think this idea is dumb, but there isn't many stories involving Binky. So lets lighten up the mood around here because I am afraid to release King Sized Buster because of the rate the weight gain is going for Buster if anyone doesn't note that it isn't possible to gain that fast I will be fine.

Binky, Arthur and George were chatting as they were walking to school together, Arthur started to talk, "I think the Bionic Bunny movie is going to be awesome, it is in like 3-D graphics."

"Yea, I can't wait to see it!" Binky replied happily.

Buster ran up he was so excited that he could barely keep up with what he was going to say, he was breathing slowly now, "Guess what?"

"What?" they all yelled.

Binky had to make a smart comment, he just had to; "Your life is totally pointless? And you found out that you were adopted?"

"No, I am going through puberty!" Buster bragged.

"Ok, Arthur; George, the forecast of Buster today is a 100 chance of stupidity with a possibility of getting his lunch money stolen."

Buster going through puberty? To Binky it wasn't possible, he knew all about that with the small sex-ed course Mr. Ratburn had to give a few days ago. Binky always thought that Buster would be the last person in his class to go through puberty, or Buster wouldn't get it at all.

Binky couldn't comprehend the fact that Buster was 'supposedly' maturing faster than himself.

"So I guess I will go and hang out with some older friends."

"How do you know? George asked curiously.

"I was sitting on the toilet reading Bionic Bunny and when I got up; I saw blood in the water, so I am going through puberty!"

"Cool!" Arthur and George replied, but Binky was far from impressed to him it wasn't fair; he was hoping Buster would never go through puberty, so he could be the laughing stock of town.

They had gone to school, and Buster was bragging about it to all the girls, he was asking Fern and Sue Ellen out.

"Gross!" both of them said.

However when he got to Muffy, "Yes, I can finally appreciate someone who is as mature as me."

Buster turned around and he stuck his tongue out at Fern, Sue Ellen, George, Arthur and Binky.

To Binky this day was already a disaster, when the bell rang Mr. Ratburn was handing out sheets of paper, it was a math quiz, "What a great Monday morning, and so nice outside to do a math quiz!"

Binky sighed, class was taking so long today, and Buster was rubbing it in because now he supposedly was more mature than Binky.

After a very long day at school Binky went home by himself; George and Arthur went to his house, while Buster was hanging out with Muffy.

George sighed, "I still can't believe what transpired, Buster going through puberty?"

Arthur chuckled, "He is probably making it up."

"But still he thinks he is more mature, he is going shopping with Muffy."

Arthur sighed, if this were true Buster probably wouldn't want to hang out with him and his friends anymore, only Muffy. He was wondering when it would be his turn but statistically it wouldn't be for a few more years; why was Buster all of a sudden maturing so fast?

It was an answer that boggled his mind, he couldn't ask the Brain; the Brain was absent from school today and wouldn't be back for a few more days, and he surely didn't want to ask Mr. Ratburn or any of his parents. Because of one word and one world only…

Embarrassment.

Arthur had decided to keep his mouth shut because and solely because of this, if he did perhaps ask it would incriminate him and they would ask 'Why?' Arthur would have to find an answer, and if Buster wasn't going through, it would upset him because Buster would not be happy about it, and Muffy wouldn't care about him.

Arthur sighed but he reassured himself, "Buster is probably lying, he probably wanted some attention so he pulled this off."

"Why would he go through all the trouble to do that?" George asked curiously.

"Because if we don't accept the fact that Buster somehow is more mature than us, he will brag about it on days on end."

George sighed, "I got to use the washroom."

Arthur led him to the washroom, and within moments the same thing had happened to George, he cleaned himself up and presented the proof to Arthur, which wasn't really nice of a house guest.

Arthur was shocked, literally shocked, now George was going through this 'supposed' puberty.

TBC