Heeeeey! (guys try to run but are stopped by an invisible force field)
Look what I got on Ebay. A force field that only cost me five bucks. I can't believe starting bid was $1.95

Anyway, here's chappie two, where the job-bashing actually begins!

Discaimer: I don't own Maple Story. Duh.

"So, where you want to go first?"

Steve and Nick were looking at a map of Victoria Island, seeing where they wanted to go. Nick looked and pointed at Henesys.

"So, you want to be an archer?"

Nick nodded, and started to head off towards the taxi. Steve followed, and both payed the discounted fare.

In Henesys, Steve and Nick went into the Mushroom Park. After walking for about five minutes in the same direction, they came to a huge tree, with a sign outside that said, "archer signup here." Both of them walked inside after wondering about the odd placement of a signup. Inside, the two saw Athena Pierce.

"Uh, is this the signup place for archers?" Steve asked.

"Yes, didn't you read the sign outside?" Athena responded.

"Just making sure. I've had some bad experiences with signs."

Flashback

Steve is walking along a road on Maple Island, when he sees a sign reading "Amherst this way." Steve goes into the portal-thingy, because he has yet to do Maria's quest, and ends up getting nearly mauled by an orange mushroom herd. Outside, two level nines take away the sign to reveal one saying "extreme danger: mushroom drives" and start laughing like crazy on the ground before getting trampled over by several snails and a regular mushroom.

End Flashback

"Wow, that sucks." Athena said. "Well, anyway, do you want to be an archer?"

"Sure, me and my friend over here. Just one question: Why do you have signups in a tree? I mean, honestly, who's going to go inside a fucking TREE that might have hoards of termites?" Steve asked.

"…Shut up and get the hell out of my tree. You guys are NOT going to be archers." Athena replied.

"Hey! You're violating my right to free speech!"

"Wrong country."

Suddenly, a bunch of archers started coming out and firing at Steve and Nick, who dived out of the tree.

"Wow, good thing they didn't know that this place WAS termite-infested. Hey… maybe I should move the signups…." Athena pondered.

You like? R&R, and don't flame.

Anyway, I graduated Middle School into 9th grade yesterday! YAY!