The A.D.D Chronicles
XO'MagickMoon'OX
A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!
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The Prologue to Insanity…I love Riku.
Who loves Mickey.
Although Riku really loves Sora…
Who is dead.
But Riku brings him back to life.
But Mickey gets depressed…
Not that anyone cares.
But Mickey does, so he commits suicide…
And Riku and Sora live happily ever after!
But Mickey come to haunt them FOREVER!
So Sora and Riku run away to the other Worlds to escape teh ghost!
But Mickey finds them in a corner doing…O.O…anyway… Mickey yells at Riku for damning him and loving Sora. So he sends Riku to Hades.
And then Sora enlists the help of Hercules to go to Hades and save Riku… Anyway… and then Hercules dies (immortality be damned) and Sora has to save Riku all by himself…and (for some reason unknown to those possessing a logical, un-yaoi-corrupted mind) Sora has to give Riku mouth-to-mouth—
So Sora (being the Keyblade holder person thing) decides not to give mouth-to-mouth (also deciding to not be yaoi-corrupted) and instead fights Mickey (who is a ghost, and therefore cannot die again). So the idiot Sora fights the invisible Mickey…
And then Riku (still being the yaoi-corrupted bishie that he is) decides to pull Sora out of the stupid fight that he can't win and…
MOLESTS HIM!
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-End Prologue-