The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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The First Chapter of Insanity…

Uhh…Riku was with Sora one night when he asked him something…

"Sora, how tall are you?"

"Uhh, I'm like three inches."

"Soraaaa, do you think I'm seeexy?"

"Uhhhhhh…"

Riku frowned and poked Sora in the head, but being vertically challenged Sora was able to duck the Poking Finger of Doom and replied finally, "No."

"Buuuuuuuuuut my mooom thinks I'm sexy."

As Sora began to ponder on Riku's home life, Riku picked up his wooden sword and challenged Sora to a match.

"Muhahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sora you cannot defeat me and you know it because I am SO MUCH MORE SEXY THAN YOU! OH BABY!"

Sora pouted at that, and because Sora is just OH SO adorable when he pouts, Riku had to fight back the compelling urge to jump the young Keyblade master.

A bomb explodes somewhere far off killing two innocent people in a deserted factory.

Sora blinked. "Ummm…okay." And then is knocked unconscious by one of Riku's ever-successful blows to the head.

"Haha you suck Sora, and you know why? Because no matter what you do you can't defeat me (besides in the last part of the game, buuuut I'm possessed so that doesn't count :P)."

Riku steals Sora away to another world….

Hey look some math! Gates points to some random scribbles on the page

Riku whacks Gates over the head for being completely random and taking the focus off him and his sexy self…

Oh yeah… and Sora too.

You know what Riku? Ur mom.

"Thinks I'm sexy."

"……………………"

Mr. Trembly: "I like milk."

Sora wakes up from his Riku-induced coma and blinks… again… He might have something in his eye. "Who's Mr. Trembly?"

You don't want to know…

Riku and Sora re-engage in the fight. Sora immediately falls on the ground, crying like a baby over his lack of physical fitness and the fact that Riku had just lightly hit him on the arm.

Sora: "MY ARM! WAHHHHHH!"

Riku: "Sora, stop being such a baby."

Sora makes an innocent face as once again a random bomb goes off in America killing Michael Jackson and his plastic-like self.

Sora then leaves to go get a band-aid for his booboo—I mean, wound, but is sidetracked by a randomly placed mirror. Sora decides to be all narcissistic and stare at himself. From a random radio somewhere off in the distance plays the song, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. Soo sexy it huuurts."

Suddenly due to staring in the mirror too much, Sora's body undergoes a HIDEOUS MUTATION where a Keyblade appears on his hand.

Mr. Trembly enters the scene and begins chasing Sora around with his stapler, while Sora runs and tries to detach the Keyblade from his hand.

"You have a MUTATION!" Trembly says, completely hysterical (not that he always isn't, but whatever)

Sora suddenly runs into Riku yelling, "AHHwhere'dthekeycomefrom!AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Riku openly gapes at Sora and his mutated hand and begins to…

LAUGH hysterically, before being pegged in the head by Trembly's Stapler of Doom.

Riku: X.X

Trembly finds Chippy and goes off into the distance.

Riku: "..." :raises his eyebrow: "What a psychopath." :rubs at the spot where he was shot by the S.o.D.:

Sora: "Riku are you okay?"

Riku: "IWASJUSTSTAPLEDBYSOMERANDOMTEACHERTHATISN'TEVENPARTOFTHISWORLD! "

Sora: "Yeah, where'd he come from anyway?"

:Gates remembers the Pet Shop of Horrors: Sex 101:

Sora and Riku decide to escape from the psychopathic biology teacher and leave whatever Godforsaken World their ship had landed on and go to the Olympus Coliseum where they find Cloud trying to run away from Hercules.

Cloud: "SHIIIIIIIIIT!"

Hercules: "Come on Baby, we can work this out!"

Cloud: "Stop calling me 'Baby' you skirt-wearing freak!"

Hercules runs faster—

Cloud: "Shitshitshitshitshitshit."

—but nonetheless Hercules trips over his skirt and lands face-first into the dirt, and even though his skirt only comes down to his THIGH, he manages to trip over it anyway.

Cloud: "snortLOSERcough"

Hercules, totally embarrassed, runs off crying, destroying everything in his path… including Riku and Sora.

Riku and Sora: X.X

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-End First Chapter-

TBC

We're off to study for Mr. Trembly's most EVIL biology test. Yes, Mr. Trembly is a real person. And he really does have a stapler that he chases students with, and he has an imaginary squirrel named "Chippy". And yes, he is a psychopath. But he doesn't need to know that.

Trembly: Bad! Minus five points!