The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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The Second Chapter of Insanity…

And then…!

Mickey appears in a display of golden light and brings his beloved Riku back from the dead.

And because Sora is STILL destroyed, Riku is sad, therein making Mickey sad.

Mickey goes into a depression due to Riku's depression.

Because of Mickey's pea-sized brain it takes him two months to figure that the only way to end Riku's sadness was to bring Sora back.

But of course, it takes him two MORE months to figure out how to do that, and by that point, Riku is practically suicidal.

As Riku is about to jump off a cliff again (note the fact that it takes several times to actually KILL a video game character) Mickey stops him and says……

"RIKU! Have some pie!"

As he tosses Riku the pie, Riku gives him this "wtf?" look and is about to jump (again) when Mickey adds, "Oh yeah, and I brought Sora back to life!"

Riku, overcome with joy, skips over to see Sora.

They both end up running through a suddenly appearing field of flowers to hug each other.

But unfortunately, Riku is allergic to flowers and ends up going into a sneezing fit before he even gets to Sora, falling to the ground in a bout of uncontrollable sneezes.

After the snot fest, Mickey is left in the corner wistfully gazing at Riku and Sora.

VOYEUR! Mwhahahahaahahahahahaha… :Gates points to that and says, "Freak.": ahem.

Riku and Sora decide to leave Mickey in the flower field and escape to…

Ur mom's house… LOL jk

Uh.. they go to that uh… Wonderland place… :Gates says this because she hasn't played the game in a LOONG time:

Lindsey being a snob says, "Called WONDERLAND… duh."

AAANYWAY, after falling through the weird-as-hell Rabbit Hole and find themselves in the Bizarre Room, they begin arguing with the freakish talking doorknob.

"DUDE? WTF! You're a DOORKNOB, your supposed to let us IN OR OUT, NOT SLEEP!" Riku says, already hotheaded from talking with the doorknob for just three seconds.

And then…

Another bomb goes off in America killing two people: George the Asshole…. I mean Bush... and 50 Cent.

Mickey is elected the new president of the United States

"I sure as hell will be better than Bush. He was an ass and I'm glad he's dead," says Mickey in his HAHA BUSH IS DEAD address.

Because of this address, Mickey will never work in Disney World again

Sora appears behind Mickey and gives him a hearty pat on the back.

"I totally agree. If Bush were still around, there'd be no chance for me and Riku to live happily ever after, what with that homophobic bastard in office."

Riku: "Sora… we don't live in America."

Sora: T-T "oh yeah… Damn, we should move."

Riku: "But what about the Island?"

Sora: "Yeah, America DOES have rules, unlike our island where we can run away without our parents' knowledge—DESPITE the fact that the Island is so small and that word would NORMALLY get around quick."

"I think our parents are just oblivious, Sora," Riku says sadly, feeling the familiar nag of teen angst. He begins off on a tirade about how his parents hate him and his life sucks, setting the stage for the next hottest teen drama.

Gates: WTF?

Sora pushes Gates to the side and glomps Riku. "And we'll be the stars of the show, right Riku? The central conflict can be our forbidden love" :D

Sora gets all starry-eyed at the possibilities unfolding before him.

Riku pushes him off and puts on star-shaped sunglasses and says, "Just as long as I'm the lead role." :holds up a very anime-style peace sign:

Sora pouts. "But I'm ALWAYS the star! You're the angsty antagonist that all of the fangirls fawn over."

Gates then slaps Lindsey for not being able to connect her "o"s completely.

Sora slaps Gates for getting sidetracked.

Okay, okay, enough with the slapping.

Riku: "Yeah good point. But…."

BOOM! Another bomb goes off killing Mr. Trembly's Stapler of Doom.

Gates kicks Lindsey in the face for HER going off topic, and then points out that the stapler is NOT ALIVE and therefore CANNOT be killed. "Gosh what an idiot."

Lindsey makes a pout that rivals even Sora's.

Sora: "Hey!"

Lindsey and Sora then engage in a pouting contest while Gates and Riku stand off to the side, wondering what the hell is wrong with their friends.

:Gates imitating Ms. Valerio: "We have some people doing alcohol and a lot doing drugs." LOL

Riku gives Gates one of his "wtf?" looks. Gate just giggles and turns to continue to watch Sora and Lindsey.

Mr. Trembly suddenly appears and complains about wanting to be the only teacher in this story, and proceeds to lecture Ms. Valerio on mutations, even though there is absolutely NO REASON for this. Gates takes Trembly's Stapler of Doom and staples him in the head. He falls on the ground unconscious…even though the stapler couldn't have caused this. Hmmm… Because the stapler was KILLED by Bomb #4.

Riku: "Where are all of these bombs coming from, anyway?"

:Gates remembers last year when her teacher taught them about how bombs were made:

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Ms. Valerio is our health teacher. :D Hope you're all enjoying this... stay tuned for the next chapter of insanity!