The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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The Third Chapter of Insanity…

Naminé: "Hey, we learned that too!" :proceeds to bomb a NEIGHBORING country:

Sora points an accusing finger at Naminé, screaming, "NAZI!"

Naminé's bomb kills Canadian rock star Avril Lavigne.

Because Canada now boarders Germany…

O.O…

Meeeaaaaaaaaaanwhile, the tables have turned for our favorite yaoi couple while Sora chases after Riku and Riku could care less.

Somewhere a yaoi fangirl is sobbing in a dark corner.

Gosh, the drama

Riku: "Yes, the drama that I'M the star of…not Sora." XP

Sora: "Hey man…that's not cool…we had an agreement."

Riku: "Shut up, bitch."

Sora: "…Wow."

Eww…sandpaper…

Sora: "What. The. Hell."

Riku :rolls eyes: "Come on, Sora, you know…sandpaper…"

Sora: "Duh…" :begins to drool:

Riku: "Ugh."

Gates: "Now you know what I have to go through with Lindsey."

Lindsey: "…"

Mr. Trembly: "And then in the M phase…"

Sora: "Ur mom."

Gates: "That's my line!"

Out of complete randomness they all decide to leave Earth and go to Agrabah, where they find Jafar having a heat stroke. 'Cause it's sooooo hot in Agrabah.

Riku: "But not as hot as ME!"

Sora strokes Riku's hair. "Nope."

Riku sticks his tongue out at Sora, and then begins running around, singing: "All around the mulberry bush/ The monkey chased the weeeaasel…"

Sora trips him and laughs when he falls on his face. Riku just happens to fall on the Magic Carpet, which then whisks him away to the desert, which is ten times as HOT as the Market Place, and Sora fears that surely Riku will shrivel up… and die.

Riku, still flying on the Carpet, keeps getting farther and farther away from Sora. "Turn around," he tells the Carpet, but it keeps going…as if under a SPELL.

Somewhere, Ansem the Ugly has a voodoo doll of Riku flying on a voodoo doll of the Magic Carpet, while Naminé begins the "Long Live Hitler" movement. Ansem keeps running around in circles and then SMASHES the dolls into a wall. Riku is injured from running into a SUDDENLY APPEARING cliff.

Riku: X.X;; …

Sora is hysterical, sobbing uncontrollably over the untimely, TRAGIC, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH of his love. :Lindsey holds up an anime-style peace sign:

Gates: … I said he was injured…not dead.

Sora: "Ohhhhhh…" :glomps Riku, therein further injuring him:

Riku: "GAH YOU IDIOT!"

Sora: ":sniff: I'm s-s-sorry! I wuv you!"

Riku: "Yeah, yeah, whatever, just get off me."

Cloud: "Now you know how I feel." :pushes Hercules away:

Riku: "WTF? How'd you guys get to Agrabah?"

Cloud: "…" :shrugs: "Uh… we… walked?"

Sora: "Suuuuuure… okay so, WHAT are you doing here?

Hercules: "HONEYMOON!" :D

Sora: "OMG LEMME SEE THE RIIIIIIING!"

Hercules and Sora go off gaily chatting about the wedding leaving Riku and Cloud to talk.

Riku: "Sooo how'd you propose?"

Cloud: "… I didn't…"

Riku: O.O "Ummm…"

Somewhere on the west coast another bomb goes off killing Malibu Barbie. :many young boys celebrate:

Riku: "Enough with the terrorism already!"

Mickey, sounding rather affronted: "No need to yell! We're doing the best we can!"

Riku: . "That's not what I meant… oh never mind."

Riku stops to grab Sora.

Sora: "Woah, where we going?"

Riku: "We're gonna get married."

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-End The Third Chapter of Insanity-