The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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The Fourth Chapter of Insanity…

Hercules: "I think we rubbed off on them…"

Cloud: "What do you mean 'we'?"

-cut to church scene-

Sora looks at himself in the mirror in his wedding dress. "Why do I have to wear the dress?"

Riku: "Because I look sexy-as-hell in a tux."

As an afterthought, Riku says, "Of course I look sexy-as-hell in ANYTHING, but that's besides the point."

Sora resists the urge to say, "You look especially sexy-as-hell in nothing," knowing that Riku would not appreciate it… at least not before the honeymoon.

Sora really needs to stop getting ahead of himself.

A not-so-stray bomb lands on the church conveniently after the ceremony had been launched by none other than Naminé the Nazi.

Though don't worry readers, Sora and Riku are alive. You all can take a breath.

Riku: "GODDAMMIT NAMINÉ WE'RE NOT JEWS!"

Naminé: "Didn't you learn ANYTHING in history class? Jews are not the only targets. Homosexuals are, too." :sadistic laughter:

Riku: "Fuck. You. Up. The. Ass."

Sora: "Noooo, fuck me up the ass." :innocent smile:

Riku: "…."

Sora: "But… but its our wedding day…"

Riku: "That's supposed to be saved for the honeymoon. Silly." :P

Suddenly, the U.S army bombs Naminé and her Nazi cult, led by President Mickey.

Riku and Sora: "HOORAY FOR PRESIDENT MICKEY!"

Mickey yells down to them, "I LOVE YOU RIKU!"

:All celebration dies:

Riku: "Ahem, well…shall we get on with this?"

Sora: "Uh…yes, yes. Where shall we go for our honeymoon, Dear?"

Riku: . "Don't talk like that."

Sora: "…O-Okay."

Riku: "Hmmm…let's go to…Traverse Town!"

Sora: "…Why?"

Riku :shrugs: "'Cause…I like it there. That was…uh…" :tries to think of something at least remotely romantic that will convince Sora to go… "That was where we first met up after we were separated, remember?"

"Oh, yes!"

"All right, let's get going."

They both hop onto the gummi ship with the sign on the back "Just Married". The sign was custom-designed by…Sora's mom. Anyway, they land in Traverse Town…and immediately meet up with Leon, who looks a little breathless and out-of-sorts, as if he'd just been……never mind.

Gates: Ugh, Lindsey you're sick.

Anyway.

"Hey Leon."

Leon :gasp, gasp: "Hey guys."

Sora blinks. "What are you running from?"

Riku wonders if his new husband is really that naïve, and then decides that he is.

Leon: "Uh…one of the Heartless is after me."

:Heartless appears:

Leon: "IT WAS JUST A BOOTY CALL!"

Sora destroys the Heartless with one swing of his Keyblade (which magically appeared out of NOWHERE), and Riku turns to Leon, saying, "Now, what were you really doing?"

Hercules enters the scene. "Hey, has anyone seen Cloud?"

Sora: "Noooooo…why?"

Hercules breaks down into sobs. "HE'S GONE! I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE!"

Leon looks away, clearing his throat. "I…uh…haven't seen him." Then, completely unprovoked and just a little paranoid, he shouts, "I'M NOT LYING! I REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LATELY! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

Everyone else: "……………"

Riku snickers.

Sora: "Erm, anywaaay…" :goes to comfort Hercules:

-Note to readers from Gates: No he is not going to COMFORT Hercules the way you yaoi-corrupted minds would think-

Lindsey parrots Riku's snicker, then procures a flag that says "YAOI FOREVA!" and runs around in circles.

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-End Fourth Chapter of Insanity-