The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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The Fifth Chapter of Insanity…

Sora was wearing a dress.

Mickey had bombed Naminé.

And Riku was doing the hula.

They had decided to screw Traverse Town and go to HAWAII for their honeymoon. And while there, they ran into Jack from the hit TV series Lost.

Jack: "AH, YOU'RE THE OTHERS! …Why are you in bikinis?"

Riku: "Because we're damn smexy."

Jack gives them a funny look and runs AS FAST AS HE CAN POSSIBLY RUN in the opposite direction.

Riku: "Okay then."

Somewhere in the distance, Jack continues to run until he trips and falls down The Hatch, consequently knocking himself unconscious. OH NO! Now the cast of Lost has NO DOCTOR and they're all going to DIE! Dun dun dunnnn.

Locke: "Jack? Jack!"

Riku: "Okay, where'd HE come from?"

Locke: "OTHERS! NIIYAAA!" :takes out flamethrower and turns Riku and Sora into crispy, tender meat: "FOOD!"

Mickey: "Oh no you don't!" :restores Riku and Sora using some weird magic thingy, and then chases Locke away:

And of course, none of the bystanders find ANYTHING strange about a magical, talking, three-foot mouse. Why would they? O.O;; … I…don't…know…

Jack :thinks back to the polar bear attack, the weird black-smoke monster, his third-grade spelling bee…:

Gates: WTF? Lindsey, you really need to know… need to know… duh… I forgot.

Haha, Gates is STUPID! XP Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

(Gates crosses out her name and writes "Lindsey" above it.)

Riku: "Okay, can we please get back to me and my smexiness?"

T-T Fine, fine. Sooooooooooooo… Trembly suddenly appears with a ukulele and in a hula skirt.

Gates: "AHH! My poor FRESHMAN EYES!"

Riku: "I said can we get back to ME and MY smexiness…" :glares:

Trembly: "Never!" :looks for stapler:

Naminé: "Nyanya! I KILLED the stapler! Mwahahahahahahahahaha—" :is pegged in head by stapler: X.X

Trembly: "I have TWO!"

Riku and Sora burst out laughing—

Gates: Waaait… Wasn't Naminé bombed?

Lindsey: She's like Chippy: she never dies.

Uh-oh, that sucks for Riku and Sora and all those other gay couples out there.

Naminé: "There are NO MORE couples; we have destroyed all of the gay, lesbian, and bi people except for you two! Mwahahaha!"

Sora: "What about Hercules and Cloud?"

Naminé: "………Well, THEY'RE not dead 'cause that'd be just a little TOO much drama."

Riku: "Riiiight."

Leon overhears this conversation and heads for the hills, thinking, Maybe she won't find out! Run, Forest, RUN! But unfortunately for him, Naminé sees him, takes out her laser gun, and shoots him in the butt, only making him run faster. "Eh, I'll get him later," she says.

-Please note the fact that Gates did not pick up on the Forest Gump allusion and that Leon's getting shot in "the buttocks" was completely coincidental-

"………………………………………"

Riku tells Gates and Lindsey to stop dancing to weird-ass music and to get back to the story.

"But it's fuuunn," Lindsey says as she pouts. Sora chooses to ignore it. (Though it really, really bugs him that Lindsey's pout is almost as adorable as his… Of course, he'll never admit it XP). Ahem. Oookay then…

Gates goes over and tries to cheer Lindsey up. :gets on a unicycle, dances around, falls off: And Lindsey, being the blonde-on-the-inside person that she is, is thoroughly entertained by this.

Cloud: "'Blonde-on-the-inside'? What's THAT supposed to mean?"

Riku: "What the hell are you doing here?"

Locke: "AN OTHER! OMG!"

Cloud: "I'm escaping from—"

Hercules: "Lucy, I'm hoooooooooome!"

Cloud: "Damn."

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-End The Fifth Chapter of Insanity-