The A.D.D Chronicles
XO'MagickMoon'OX
A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!
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The Seventh Chapter of Insanity…—And then Michael Jackson (back from the dead) makes a grand entrance and KIDNAPS Sora!
Oh no!
Riku: O.O "NOO! Only I can molest Sora! MEMEMEME!" :Runs after Michael Jackson: "COME BACK WITH MY SORA."
Sora, though feeling a bit like an inanimate object, tries to resist the fallen pop star's grasp.
Riku appears and gives his oblivion Keyblade another workout, slaying the Michael Jackson Monster (although he'll probably come back in another few chapters from now).
Sora: "YAY RIKU!"
Mickey comes out of absolutely nowhere and POUNCES!
And then Captain Hook enters the scene, stealing Riku, Sora, Mickey, Leon and Cloud away.
WTF? w/e
Hook: "SMEE! COME OVER TO MEEE!"
Riku: "HEY WOAH HEY HEY HEY WOOOOAH HEY…. WOAH! There is only room enough in this story for HOT yaoi couples."
Gates: I wasn't implying…. Oh nevermind.
Lindsey: Hehe I know. DANCE MY PUPPETS DANCE!
Uhm…. Yeah…. :runs off the bus:
Which is torched by Trembly's lighter.
FOOM! And so the screams begin.
ANYWAY Hook ties Riku, Sora, Leon and Cloud to a sail pole…. Mast? Idk
Mast. Then Peter Pan arrives and kicks the shit out of Hook, because in Disney the good guys always win.
Riku points out that, in Disney, there also aren't any references to strip clubs, pole dancing, lap dances, horny homosexual pretty boys, cursing, kicking the shit outta someone-
Gates: OK LINDSEY I THINK WE GET THE POINT!
Lindsey: …. TOPOISOMERASE! XD
:Gates slaps Lindsey:
"Stop using the paper to copy your bio notes!"
TO POISOM ERASE…. I think I can remember it that way…. It erases the twistedness of the DNA.
Lindsey: But what's with the "to" and "poisom"? Poisom is NOT a word!
Gates: I know… but I'll remember it anyway…..
SHUDUPCOHICKGOSH!
:Heather gives Gates the evil eye:
"Whaaat? Its not like I said 'God damn' or anything"
:Heather slaps Gates:
Lindsey: . It would appear that Gates' slapping fetish is contagious"
ANYWAY! Back to our bishies…
Peter Pan had just saved our favorite pretty boys, and Cloud is now in control of Hooks flying pirate ship, when Leon "distracted" the blonde, which resulted in
crashing into…
Riku: "In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. A WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A WIMBOWEH!"
…. Deep Jungle
This angered many endangered species advocates, as the crash subsequently killed off the last of the gorilla population.
Leon: "Whoops, my bad." :looks at Cloud: (thinking) Goddamn he's sexy.
:Heather slaps him:
"OKAY I say she's kicked outta this story. Agreed?"
Us: "Agreed."
Heather leaves once and for all
Shame on the farmer's market for not having our hot dog buns :sigh:
Sora: "Now what?"
Riku: "…. Well… we're in the Deep Jungle; with no other people around, with a LOT of space and a LOT of privacy…"
Sora: "We should play badminton!"
Riku...:sweatdrops: "Ugh."
There's a rustle in the bushes behind them.
Sora jumps into Riku's arms like Scooby Doo.
Sora: "Gah! What is that?"
Riku...:puts Sora down: "It sounds… big"
They both begin to back away until suddenly…
LEON AND CLOUD come rolling out of the bush!
Totally making out.
Riku: "GOD! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?"
:begins to beat the couple over their heads with a randomly placed metal bat:
Sora: "They're not stopping…"
Erm…
Riku whined, "So-ra! I'm about 3 seconds away from molesting you if they don't stop!"
Sora: "…" (to Leon and Cloud) "GO GO GO" :gets out foam hand:
Riku steals the foam hand and throws it on the ground followed soon after by Sora, and then Riku on top of him.
This is becoming too highly rated for Disney.
:O
Mickey enters the scene and arrests them all for adult content in a Disney-related, kinda, story.
Yet this does absolutely nothing because they continue to shamelessly molest each other in prison.
Soon the prison guards take out the cameras in there. The cameras are then pilfered by rabid yaoi fangirls. The poor prison guards never stood a chance. T-T Dun dun dunnnnnn…
Without the prison guards, the four broke out of prison (although considering they're ALL highly skilled WARRIORS, they probably could've escaped anyway, but I suppose they were simply too preoccupied) and travel to… Mr. Trembly's house, where they set a bomb. Mwahahaha…
And then they leave for Hallow Bastion. A creepy, big, evil, ominous castle. Why not go there, right? Sure, I mean, there are billions of bedrooms in a castle.
Riku: "True, true." :steals Sora away to one of the said billions of bedrooms:
Door: SLAM.
The Keyblade was left outside the door! Completely vulnerable! Leon steals the Keyblade and shoves it down the garbage disposal. Pieces of the Keyblade are left for anyone to take. How will Sora save the worlds now?
Sora: "I really could care less." :goes back to Riku:
Riku :holds up an anime-style peace sign, grinning like the Cheshire Cat: "Sora saved them once already…why should he have to save them again?"
:Random World somewhere in the distance blows up:
Riku: "NAMINÉ!"
Naminé: "Yes! Thanks for shouting out your position, stupid!"
Riku: "Shiiiit…"
Sora and Riku quickly hop into the gummi ship and fly away before Naminé gets a chance to bomb them. And so began War of the Stars. Sora begins to hum the "Star Wars" theme song
backwards, making it the "War of the Stars" theme song. How he manages to do that, no one knows. Meanwhile, Leon and Cloud flee the Hallow Bastion and go to Hawaii, where they are chased around by the cast of Lost.
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.End Seventh Chapter of Insanity.
TBC. :D