The A.D.D Chronicles

XO'MagickMoon'OX

A/N: This is what happens when you sit through health and bio class with an extremely short attention span and a lot of notebook paper. Written by me and my friend, Gates. If you're even bothering to read this, enjoy!

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Last time:

Sora and Riku quickly hop into the gummi ship and fly away before Naminé gets a chance to bomb them. And so began War of the Stars. Sora begins to hum the "Star Wars" theme song

backwards, making it the "War of the Stars" theme song. How he manages to do that, no one knows. Meanwhile, Leon and Cloud flee the Hallow Bastion and go to Hawaii, where they are chased around by the cast of Lost.

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The Eighth Chapter of Insanity

Locke: "NIIAAAHHH!" :uses flamethrower to turn them into the newest thing on the KFC menu, the L&C Combo.: Tay-stay.

(But somehow, because they're gorgeous, they survive and go back to being their beautiful, yaoi selves.)

Meeeeeeaaanwhile…

Sora and Riku are obviously kicking Naminé's Nazi ass. Because, ya know, that gummi ship is equipped with OH SO MANY weapons.

Yeah, like that one nifty laser that shoots those multi-colored meteors that look like pieces of sugar cereal.

Yes, yes, that would TOTALLY take care of Naminé's army bent on ruling the universe.

Oh yes, definitely. –note the sarcasm-

But because this is Disney, the good (sexy) guys win and Naminé is killed………………………………… again. Yessum… and it's not like Mickey's army did ANYTHING to help them. But anyway, after the war and amazing theme song they manage to land…somewhere…at NBTHS (North Brunswick Township High School). Where they run into their old friends, Mr. Trembly and Ms. Valerio.

Riku: "Hehe, this should be fun." :D :takes stapler:

Ms. Valerio: "….Staplers are imperative to your health."

Trembly: "Yesss, they can cause a MUTATION!"

Gates: "So THAT'S why you try to staple Alexa."

Trembly: "But she already HAS one……in her mind."

Lindsey then pops in a J-rock video and Sora, with his ADD, begins fangirl—erm, fanboy-ing over Mana. "OMG IT'S MANA!" 8D

Riku :swoon: "Gackt!" :D

Lindsey swoons with Riku and Sora. Gates rolls her eyes and goes to drool over Tom Felton.

Gates: 8O :drool: "T-T-Tom Felton! AAAAAHHHHHH! I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE ON MY PHONE! LOOOOOOK!" :shoves phone into his oh so adorable face:

Lindsey pouts. "MANA is MORE ADORABLE!"

Tom goes "Draco Malfoy" on Lindsey and casts the Killing Curse on her. Gates bursts out in laughter, but ends up bringing her back. Lindsey clings to Gates. "S-S-Scary pretty-boys!" :shies away from Tom:

In defense of Lindsey, Riku challenges Tom to a duel.

Lindsey: 8D "My hero!"

But sadly, Tom wins because in REAL life he is not some snobby, slick, wimpy, and idiotic Slytherin member of Hogwarts. Instead, he is just a really good duelist…but he's still slick. So Sora then rushes to Riku's aid and pounds Tom into the ground with his Keyblade, much resembling an angry Neanderthal (only cuter) while doing so.

Daniel Radcliffe enters the scene and digs Tom out of the ground, then steals him away to a nearby hotel. Hmmm…. I wonder what they're doing? ……… Anyway.

o.o;; Guh…

Riku is recovering from his duel with Tom when…

LOCKE comes back with his flamethrower and BBQ's Gates' butt for NO APPARENT REASON. And Lindsey laughs—I mean, retrieves a fire extinguisher to help her friend. :D

Gates: T.T Punk.

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.End Eighth Chapter of Insanity.