No I don't own Kenshin, I mean come oooon, do really think I am that smart to make such a good series!

Kenshin and his bad acting skills

The coarse wind nipped at the insides of all who stood. The silent battle ragging. The stream beside them catching the eerie blackness that cascaded off the sky as the air seemed to tighten. No breeze daring to break that horrifying uncomfortable silence.

The two men looked at each other with cold unreadable eyes. Aoshi slid one leg back as his other hand hovered over the katana tightly braced to his thigh. He held the eyes of Kenshin, his new adversary, in a binding sort of coolness. Unlike Aoshi, Kensin did not move. He took no fighting stance as his arms fell lightly to his side. Why was he not motioning to begin the battle? This was a question no one could answer.

On the other side of the small stream that spread. Karou, Yahiko and Misao stood there. Watching intently as the battle was about to begin. Misao felt her entire body quiver and shake as her nerves strangled themselves in her small form. 'Please Kenshin, don't kill him…' Misao thought as her eyes slowly flowed with a small sprinkle of tears.

"Start the god damn fight you pansys!" Kaoru screeched impatiently

"Battosai, we fight here and now!" roared the voice of Aoshi as he slowly, but steadily, unsheathed his sword.

Kenshin just stared for a moment, a blank stare on his face. "Aoshi" he whined in a most annoying voice that not even the shrill valley girls from Hollywood could stand.

The young man stared at Kenshin thinking for a moment about the tone in his voice. "Huh" was all he could muster.

"I dunna wanna fight Aoshi babe, I am tired and look at this sword" He point to the sword at his left hip, "its to heavy and the swords a dirty, the skript isn't even correct..."a gasp escaped kenshins lips and a shrill cry squeaked, " I broke a nail! I broke a nail, O-H M-Y G-A-W-D!"

"…"

"And Gawd, why give me the leading role, all I want to do is paint my nails pink, but no, jeeeeeez."

Aoshi whips out the script and studies it carefully, "THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT YOU TARD!" He said flipping off the bird at Kenshin,

"Ugh I can't Work with you people, I am so gone" and with that as there parting, he left, one hand on his hip as he swayed his booty? Oh gawd this is getting ridiculouse….

"I think I just lost all respect for Kenshin" Yahiko said before slowly turning around and walking away. "We soooo need a new scriptwriter" said Karou as she walked silently after Yahiko shaking her head. "I don't get it, even after all this I am still not the main character," said Misao as she walked behind the other two, a script in her hand scratching her head absent-mindedly.

Author (Rei): "Who the fuck messed with Kenshin's script" she slammed the small script in her hands against the hard wood desk in her office building, "Don't you guys now that its hard for Kenshin to stay in Character when he trys to suppress his obvious girly streak."

Everyone looked around the desk. Most people from the Kenshin main series sat comfortably.

Bird Head:"I wasn't even in this chapy" a small whine escaping his lips.

Kenshin: "Oh my gawd, its not my problem that you guys can't handle my girliness, why don't we just call it Kenshin of the moon and I can wear a tight mini skirt!" a small rainbow forms between his hands like sponge bob and imagination.

Misao: ...

Yahiko: "This is all to disturbing for a person my age."

Kaoru: "Don't listen Yahiko, your brain will be fried!" has gone into hysterics.

Squinty eyes: "please…help."

Rei: "Oooook, I think I will just erase that episode from my mind, god help us all." A small sigh escapes her lips " The chapter ends here."

Kenshin: "Nooooo I want to talk more about Kenshin of the moon to the fans!"

Bob (best friend): Ish down on the floor in hestarics.

Rei: "This feels degrading, N'way Ill see y'all later Nye!"

How did I come up with this scary Idea! Well it was when me and my friend Bob, wewere walking home from summer school one daytalking about Kenshin and what would happen if he just said "I dunna wanna fight," because most people know Kenshin can't back down from certain fights.

I will create a link on my profile for a picture were Kaoru is yelling, dunno when put I will. Read and Review