Chapter 2

(Oh my god I am actually continuing the madness!)

Do I have to say I don't own it, gawd…

Kenshin and the bad acting skills 2

(Bird head is here, YAY!)

The trees were blowing as the peaceful breeze swept the land, as if caressing its darling mistress. It seemed that even the birds would not disturb such a quite beauty…but who said Zanzo wouldn't…

"I HATE THE WATER OK!" poor Zanzo, we seem to find the gang of four standing outside a small stream, Zanzo screeching at the other three about…water?

"Oh get in there, you smell like horse shit," Squinty eyes said plainly as he rocked on the back of his heels staring at the other man intensely with his squinty…glare…how can you call that a glare?

"I do not, its not that bad…" he said looking at the ground sheepishly. "Yes it is that bad, look at all that febreeze we had to use to get the stink out of the school," Squinty eyes says as he points to a pile of about 20 febreeze piled up. "I mean come on, your so bad smelling that not evenMakoto will fight you!"

"He's right, I don't think even I can't stand your horrid stench" says Bandage dudeas he pops out of nowhere. "Ya well you're a creepy guy who seems to pop out of absolutely no where" Sano looks around noticing that he has disappeared, "creepy…"

"This one agrees with them as well Sano, please take a bath or something." Says Kenshin leaning against the pile of febreeze. "What if I said no," says Sano flatly. "We will make you!" yells squinty eyes.

"NOOOOO! NOT THE WATER OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!" bashes his fist against a tree making the earth around them shake.

Suddenly, the pile of febreeze starts to topple, and guess what it's leaning towards. "ORO?" The pile of febreeze cans falls on Kenshin as we hear a snap and a bang and, well you get the Idea…all you can see is a small piece of red sticking out of the massive pile.

"Oops," says Zanzo "oh that's great there goes Kenshin..." sighs Squinty eyes.

Yahiko kneels down in front of the big pile of cans "Noooo Kenshin, I never told you my unrequited love!" starts to whimper.

Kaoru taps Yahiko on the shoulder, "I think those were my lines," "oh sorry…" Yahiko gets up and walks away. Kaoru resumes the scene "oh my poor Kenshin."

"Boot em nooot dad yut (But I am not dead yet!)," comes a voice from the pile. Kaoru kicks the pile, "yes you are now shut up."

Misao comes from out of the dojo and walks around holding the script, standing in the middle of everyone. "Ack I don't get it, I should be the main character," throws the script on the ground. "I know I shall steal the Naruto show and call it Misao, I mean what kind of name is Naruto, it means fish paste!"

An squinty eyes stare at them all in utter disbelief and disgust, "you all suck, I would have to say you all have the worst acting skills ever," walks out in a huff.

Yahiko puts his hand out in front of Kaoru, "hand over the cash, I win," "I thought he wouldn't break so early, damn," puts a twenty in Yahiko's hand.

In Rei's office, her back turned to the board of actors. Swivels around to meet their eyes.

Rei: "I am very disappointed in you Kaoru, Yahiko."

Yahiko: "I won the bet so why should I care."

Kaoru: hits Yahiko over the head "were very sorry Narrator Sama, we didn't mean to ruin the whole scene."

Rei: "I think we will have to put you guys in Kenshins house for an entire week, the pink room, yeeeeees…" laughs manically.

Yahiko: gasp "Nooo anything but that."

Kaoru: starts to pull out her hair, shrivels into a ball on the floor " I remember, so pink…so deadly…"

Kenshin: "oh come on, its not that bad, I mean everything is like beautifully coordinated!" he says shrilly.

Kaoru: twitches on the floor.

Hajime: picks up Kaoru and puts her in a wagon towing her away.

Sano: "come on ma'am..."

Rei: "SIR!"

Sano: whimpers "Sir…it wasn't that bad."

Rei: "would you like to join them?"

Sano: pats Yahiko on the back " Good luck kid" whispers in his ear "don't look directly at the pink."

Misao: "yes, I shall kidnap Naruto and make the show mine, bwu ha ha ha ha ha" twitches and cups her hands.

Everyone: "SHUT UP!"

Rei: "Well I guess I will end the chapter here so all you people can soak up my true insanity."

Kenshin: "wait, I need to tell people about Kenshin of the moon!" whips out a board with mini skirt designs. Takes his stereo, puts in a CD

Stereo: fighting evil by moon light, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, he is the one named Kenshin moon. He will never turn his back on his friends, He is always there to defend, He is the one who we can depend, he is the one named Keeeenshin, sailor Sano, Sailor Kaoru, Sailor Yahiko, Sailor Misao, The secret powers all to new to her, he is the one named Kenshin moon. Fighting evil by moon light, winning love by daylight, with the sailors to help fight, He is the one named Kenshin moon, he is the one named Kenshin moon, he is the one, Kenshin moon

Everyone: "…"

Whoa, I did this one on a whim, yes it's really, random, but it all led up to that one moment with sailor moon and Kenshin. I spent awhile listening to the lyrics so I could change the song; I think those are the exact lyrics.

I got a flamer (not really) when I put up the first chapter, they said they shot themselves they thought this was so horrible. BUT! I won…how may you ask? Well they thought it was funny. I just write this stuff for my own enjoyment because I like making fun of stuff, that's the person I am. I will be making more serious ones in the future, probably with DNAngel, Krad and Satoshi Yaoi maybe, neh?

Well then I suppose I have had a good talk, hope you guys liked it, read and review.

Sincerely Rei