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Chapter 3

(I truly am demented aren't I?)

Don't own bloo blah bleak

Kenshin and the bad acting skills 3

(Go squinty!

Dim lights shaded the bar in an opal essence glow. The faces of each shadowed figure were barely visible. We find the gang leaning against the bar edge…well that's what Hajime was doing. Yahiko was on a bar stool swiveling around and around until he had to stop, and puke…Kaoru was practicing to go up and start singing Karaoke, Kenshin was fighting with the bar maid, saying that he should go first, Sano was studying the words to his song, and Misao was screaming at everyone how she should be the main character.

"I refuse to sing," said Hajime as he gave the rest a death…squinty…glare…of doom.

"Fine, I will go first and then the rest of you can go," said Kenshin in his uber high voice.

"NO!" said everyone frantically trying to pull Kenshin of the stage.

"Kenshin, I will go first ok," said Sano as he pushed Kenshin off and picked up the mic.

"I can't believe Narrator Sama condemned us to karaoke," whined Yahiko. "Ya well at least you guys escaped the pink room," exclaimed Misao. "So pink…so…deadly," Kaoru and Yahiko shrivel up on the floor, they both roll into a ball and start to whimpering. Hajime hits Misao over the head, "shut up stupid, we're not supposed to mention that around them."

Sano clears his throat as the lights dim even further, everyone anticipating his coolio song; to bad they were all horribly disappointed.

"Some WHEEEEEEEEERE over the Rainbow, Were skies are blue…" very of key and loud did Sano sing.

"AHHH STOP IT," screeched everyone in the crowd. Miscellaneous things such as shoes, books, coffee, coffee mugs, napkins, basically everything that people could get there hands on, Chairs…

Suddenly a comical hook comes out and pulls Sano of the Stage, "our savior!" screams the crowd.

"I guess it's my turn then," sighs Yahiko as he un-shrivels and walks onto the now destroyed stage.

"Ahem," chokes out Yahiko, picks up the dropped mic. Starts to prepare himself.

"Doe, ray, me, far, so, la, ti, doe," does this for about ten minuets

Crickets can be heard chirping in the background.

"GET ON WITH THE FUCKIN SONG!" screams one of the disgruntled crowd members.

Yahiko sighs and parts his lips.

"I am just a kid and life is a nightmare, I am just a kid and I know its not fair, nobody cares cause I am alone and the world is having more fun then me, tonight…" the entire crowd looks extremely board.

Misao whispers to Kenshin, "didn't Shippou use this song?" Kenshin shrugs, "he totally stole like the song, and I mean get a more original song!"

Yahiko stops, then steps off the stage.

Yahiko hits Hajime on the back, "its your turn buddy."

"Damn, I don't want to," Hajime scowls, "are you chicken," inquires Yahiko. "Fuck no, I just don't feel like singing," Misao sighs and walks over to him, "would you rather be in the pink room?" and with that said, he jumps onto the stage.

Silence encircles the stage, as he is about to sing, pulls of his cloths in one swift movement to reveal! Black leather. This should be good.

"My skin is like a map, of where my heart has been, And I can't hide the marks, but it's not a negative thing, So I let down my guard, drop my defenses, down by my clothes, I'm learning to fall, with no safety net, to cushion the blow, I bruise easily, so be gentle when you handle me, There's a mark you leave, like a love heart carved on a tree, I bruise easily, can't scratch the surface without moving me, Underneath I bruise easily, I bruise easily" sings the rest of the song without interruption.

The entire crowd stares in awe.

Bandage dude appears, "that was so heart warming," he starts to cry. "I know, it was just beautiful," Kaoru says, they hold each other crying.

"…First Kenshin now Hajime, were will it end," Yahiko sighs and shakes his head.

Hajime bows and walks of the stage, but before he does so, "please give a round of applause for our next contestant, Kaoru!"

"Kaoru!" screams the entire crowd, "go Kaoru!"

"Uh ok," steps onto the stage.

"I hope you guys like it," Kaoru says before sighing.

Sits on a stool that Hajime left.

A weird song starts to play in the background, "oh please god if you like me you will not play this song," whines Hajime.

Kaoru parts her lips as the main part plays, "I touched those hated freckles lightly and sighed."

"NOOOO! THE HORRID FRECKLES SONG," screams Hajime as he collapses on the floor and twitches moaning about freckles and how he hates the song.

"My "heavy class" love has dissolved clearly

Just like a sugar cube. The thorn stuck in my thin breast went in further and hurt much more than before. Astrology didn't predict that at all."

Kenshin pushes Kaoru off, she falls and you hear a lot of cracks, ouch!

"Alrighty now my faithful fans we are going to listen to my favorite song!" changes into a mini skirt and ties his hair like sailor moon.

"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, he is the one named Kenshin moon!" everyone becomes very aggravated.

"SHUT UP," everyone pulls Kenshin of the stage.

There all kicked out of the bar.

"I guess they didn't like Kaoru's song," exclaims Kenshin.

They all just stare at Kenshin.

Rei: "I hate that Freckle song gack!"

Kaoru: "sorry…jeez"

Rei: "have you all learned your lesson?"

Yahiko: "that Hajime's a fag?"

Rei: "uh no, the other lesson."

Misao: "that Sano should never sing Karaoke?"

Rei: "…no…"

Kenshin: "that I am so hot in a mini skirt!"

Rei: "…"

Hajime: "god…that our actions have consequences?"

Rei: "yes, now what will we never do?"

All of them: "We will never sing Karaoke again Narrator sama!"

Rei: "…I give up…"

Yahiko: "hey Hajime?

Hajime: "what?"

Yahiko: clears throat "FRECKLES!"

Hajime: "no not the Freckles "

Rei: "have fun in the pink room Yahiko…"

Yahiko: "NO NARRATOR SAMA PLEASE!"

Everyone else: laughs at him

Rei: "I guess I shall end the chapter neh?"

Hajime: "remember kiddies, never sing the Freckles song!"

Rei: "…"

Well then I hope you liked this chapter. I wanted to put a chapter with that annoying freckles song because I don't like it, it's annoying . But if I actually had to pick theme songs for them it would be these songs.

Hajime – Bodies by Drowning Pool/Let you down by Three Days Grace

Tomoe – She will be loved by Maroon 5/Angels by Within Temptation

Yahiko – Still waiting by Sum 41/Stand out by Tevin Campbell

Sano – Pretty fly for a white guy by The Offspring/Head strong by Trapt

Shishio – The Red by Chevelle/Invincible by Skillet

Kenshin – This is your life by Switchfoot/Kryptonite by Three Doors Down

Kaoru – Every time we touch by Cascada/I bruise easily by Natasha Bedingfield

Misao – That Girl by Lindsay Lohan/What I like about you by The Kinks/Lilix

Aoshi – 5. Marz by Megaherz/Open Wounds by Skillet

Hiko – Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top/Same Direction by Hoobastank

Okina – Roxanne by Sting and the Police/Magic carpet ride by Steve Miller Band

Takani - Dirty little Secret by The All American Rejects/I dare you to move by Switchfoot

Sincerely Rie