Saja Natalia: Lmao, that is so funny. Thanks for the review. With our great insanity we could make a collaborative work and it would be so stupid not even we could read it!

Chapter 4

(I am alive mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

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Kenshin and the bad acting skills 4

(So…you want my chicken?)

We find our hero's in Kenshin's house. What did they do to endure this kind of torture?

"You guys get to sleep over!" squealed Kenshin…In Hajime's ear. He hugged onto Hajime. From the last chapter Hagime has displayed his faggyness. So Kenshin found a liking to him.

Yahiko stared around the house. It was like the rainbow had spit up. The kitchen was bright green with Santa colored lining. The living room was neon blue with brown couches. The halls were a bright magenta. Pictures of the Back street boy's in yellow frames seemed to pop up everywhere.

"Hold me Sano," whines Kaoru as Sano pats her back. "Its alright, we will survive Kaoru. I promise, you wont have to go to the horrible room…" Sano comforts her.

"The walls are closing in on me!" whines Misao as she starts to panic.

"You guys are such kidders. Anyway, you know why you're all here!" Kenshin smiled. Makeup scribbled on his face as if with crayon, looking like a freakish clown.

They scribbled fag all over Hajime…

They all cringed at the sight of him. "Lets have some music!" yells Kenshin. He prances up to the stereo and presses a button. A loud annoying cheering can be heard in the background.

" I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car, I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!"

Low and behold. It is, The Superstar song!

Kenshin starts to dance and sing along to the music, like a silly schoolgirl.

Hajime goes over to the Stereo and presses the forward button until black numbers stare back at him. '5' is what he read…

"She's just an ordinary girl, in a magical world, now she's on a trail of trouble. (And the adventures just begun!)

It is (drum role) The Card Captors theme Song, Ordinary girl!

Yahiko walks over to the stereo. He takes out his Bokuto, smashes the Stereo.

"No music, WHAT SO EVER!" screams Yahiko. A crazed look in his eyes.

Everyone steps back from him. Kaoru holding on to Sano for dear life.

Kenshin shivers. A small light bulb goes up over his head and he smiles. He sneaks out of the room. Comes back in with his hand behind his back, giving everyone the 'totally serious' look.

Clears his throat, "Erm, how about we loosen up with," he pauses. Everyone stares at him intently.

"A pillow fight!" Kenshin brings out a big, fluffy, pillow!

Kaoru runs, "He's coming to eat our brains!" starts to go into hysterics. Everyone stares at her.

Misao whispers to Sano, "I think we are the only sane ones left…" she looks at Sano…he is wearing a red soccer cone on his head. "Ok…I am the last sane one…"

Suddenly the closet opens and out pops, Naruto? He is in the wrong Anime. (Gasp)

"I got out, believe it!" yells Naruto.

"Get back in there!" yells Misao, shoving Naruto back into the closet. They all stare at her. "Misao, why is Fish paste here?" inquires Shishio. "Where the hell did you come from?" yells everyone.

"I was in the neighborhood…" and just like that, he disappears. "Creepy…" exclaims Yahiko.

Rei sits in her swively chair of swivel ness!

Rei: "Misao, you kidnapped Naruto…"

Naruto's mouth is tapped and he has bondage.

Misao: "I wanted to have a show of my own…"

Rei: "So you took Naruto…"

Misao: "ya."

Kenshin: "That is totally un-cool Misao girl!"

Hajime: "…"

Sasuke bursts through the door.

Sano: "Holly Shit!"

Kaoru: "Shits not holly."

Rei: "Sasuke, what are you doing here?"

Sasuke: "She took my Dobe, so I have come to retrieve him!"

Naruto: "Dounot ceel my tahat!" (Do not call me that).

Rei: "Take Naruto and leave…"

Sasuke: Picks up Naruto and walks out the door.

Rei: "I think you are all absolutely stupid."

Hajime: "Most likely."

Kaoru: "Ya."

Yahiko: "Ya, they are dumb."

Misao: "Sorry Narrator Sama."

Rei: "Don't agree with me!

Misao: Eye twitches

Rei: "It's the…"

Misao: Clings to Rei's leg "Nooo!"

Rei: Try's to shake her off. "Come on, just go to the Pink Room!"

Right then and there a herd of Naruto's come in and beat up the cast.

They are all to beat up to move.

Rei: "Naruto…"

Naruto: "Make me a fan fic then!"

Rei: shakes her head. "Fine…"

Rei: "Chappy end here…"

(Scoffs at her Uber lateness) I am so sorry this took as long as it did. I got caught up in To Touch Me that my creative juices were all running dry. Luckily, bob gave me an Idea. I like the comment shits not Holly. My mother says that to me and my sister!

So I hope this was good even though I think it was kind of short.

Read and Review

Sincerely Rei