It was Thursday night and Zack was on the sofa thinking how he would ruin Cody's date.What if I pretend to be him...I have to make sure that whatever I do will make Agnes never talk to Cody again...but what?
"I GOT IT!" Zack yelled out.
"Got what?" Carey and Cody just walked into the suite.
"Um...nothing..."
"Are you sure?" Cody questioned Zack.
"Yeah Im sure...stop harassing me." Zack turned on the t.v.
"Fine, you don't have to tell me." Cody sat down next to Zack.
"What do you guys want for dinner?" Carey asked.
"I dont know..." Zack was channel surfing.
"Zack, why don't you turn off the t.v and read a book or something?"
"OK." Zack turned off the t.v. and got up, but then he sat right back down and turned on the t.v.
"Not gonna happen..."
"Good try mom." Cody said smiling.
"Well I'm going to order pizza if thats ok with you guys."
"Fine." they both said.
"Zack, I hope your not mad that I got to Agnes first, but it's not my fault that she likes me and not you." Cody said with a smirk.
"What makes you think that I'm mad?"
"I know that you like her to and you are probably jealous. But you dont have to be."
"Believe me, Im not jealous at all..." Zack got up and went to his room.
THE NEXT DAY
It was around 4:30pm and Cody was getting ready. He was wearing dark blue jeans with a blue buttoned up shirt and dark shoes. Zack put a farting machine in Codys back packet (the one he used on Estabon in episode The Ghost of 613.)
"Mom, how do a look?" Cody wanted this date to be perfect.
"You look great honey." Carey gave him a kiss on the head.
"Mom, your gonna mess-up my hair. Now I gotta do it over again!" Cody ran to the bathroom.
"Whata girl." Zack said to his mom.
It was 5:40 and Cody was headed out the door.
"Have a good time." Carey told her son.
"I'll!" Cody left the room.
"Mom, Im going over to Tapeworms house tonight. I'll be home soon." Zack had a bag packed. In that bag he had the same exact clothes Cody was wearing.
"Ok, have fun."
Agnes and Cody went to see "Invasion of The Vampires Part 2". Zack followed them. He sat in the back of the theater so they wouldn't see him.
"DONT GO IN THE CLOSET!" Cody yelled.
The row in front of him turned around and stared at him.
"What!" Cody asked. They all turned back around.
"So, do you like the movie?" Cody asked Agnes.
"Yeah."
After the movie was finished, they went back to the Tipton to have dinner. Now its time to put Zack's plan to work.
"Hello, Im your waiter Patrick. What will it be?"
"Um...Ill have ribs with baked potatoes and a salad." Cody said handing him his menu.
"I'll have the same." Agnes said passing her menu to him.
"And to drink?" Patrick asked.
"Diet Coke please." Agnes said.
"I'll have Pepsi."
"Ok"
Zack was standing by the bathroom door. Time to put my plan to work. He went in the bathroom to change into the clothes Cody was wearing. When he came out, he took a remote control out of his pocket.
"And let there me gas!" He pressed the button. A big fart was let out and it seemed like Cody did it.
"Um...Cody?" Agnes looked at Cody and was holding her nose.
"That wasnt me." Then another fart happened.
"Um...may I be excused?" Agnes nodded he head quickly and Cody got up and went to the bathroom. When he got in, Zack pulled out a piece of paper with said OUT OF ORDER. Then he grabbed a chair and put it against the doorknob so Cody cant come out. Zack rubbed his hands together and walked towards the table.
"Sorry I took so long, I had to take a bad dump. It must have been he beans I had for lunch." Then he let out a fart. , a real fart. "Sorry about that."
"Ummm...are you feeling ok?' Agnes asked Zack who she thinks is Cody.
"I fine, nothing to worry about." He put his feet on the table.
The waiter came with their drinks.
"The diet coke for the young lady and Pepsi for the man."
"Thank you." Agnes said as she grabbed her drink.
"Yeah, thanks dude!" Zack grabbed his drink and drink a little.
"This is good!" Then he throw it on Agnes.
"CODY!" She yelled as she got up.
"Oppps, I'm sooo sorry. Let me help you with that." He grabbed a napkin from another guy at another table and tried to clean her up.
"Cody. Whats wrong with you! That napkin is dirty!" Agnes was getting really upset.
MEANWHILE
"Why wont his door open! I have to get back to my date. OPEN, OPEN, OPEN!"
He was trying to open the door but he couldn't.
"Gosh, now my date in ruin!" Cody started hitting the door.
"Ow, ow, ow!"
Back to Zack and Agnes
"Chill out sweet thang, its just a drink."
"NO, I'll not chill out...and don't call me sweet thang...OK!"
Patrick came to the table with their meals.
"Alright...foods here!" Zack began to eat his food like a pig. All the food was going everywhere. Some went on Agnes.
"THATS IT! This date is over! I thought that you were a nice sweet, mature guy, but I guess I was wrong!" Agnes walked away sad but angry.
Zack ripped off his shirt (there was a shirt under it. It was a orange shirt.) Then he walked to the bathroom and took off the sign and the chair. He ran away.
IN THE BATHROOM
"Oh great, Agnes must be waiting for me and she must me mad. Why wont this door open!"
He tried to open the door and it opened.
"FINALLY!" He walked over to the table were there was a huge mess. Patrick walked over to him.
"Heres the check."
"What happened here!"
"You acted like a complete jerk and pig! Now will that be cash or check?"
"But I was locked in the bathroom the whole time...I didn't make this mess."
"Well if it wasnt you then who was it? Dont tell me it was your evil twin or something." He started to laugh.
"I do have an evil twin...but I never knew he would sink this low."
"Oh yeah... you do have a twin but he is not here so you must pay the check."
"Wait until I get my hands on him..."
Agnes was on the stairs to the entrance of the hotel. Zack saw her sitting there crying.
"Whats wrong Agnes?" He sat next to her.
"Your brother, that's what's wrong."
"Why, what did he do?"
"The real question was what didnt he do. He spilled his drink on me, put his food on me, wiped me with a dirty, used napkin, and he was farting all night! This is the worse date ever! And I really did like him but who knew he was such a jerk!" She started to cry again.
"Listen Agnes, you are a really nice girl and you deserve so much better then him. If you ever wanna talk, I'm here for you."
"Thanks Zack, youre such a nice guy. I miss judged you, will you ever forgive me?"
"Theres no need to apologize to me."
"Well thanks again Zack. See you in school Monday." Agnes gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked away.
"Who's the man? I'm the man!"
"Well hello 'the man'!" Zack turned around to see Cody standing there.
"Oh...um...hey Cody."
"Dont hey Cody me! Why did you do this to me. Cant you stand to see me happy?"
"Hey hey hey, all's fair in love and war."
"Well..well...what you did was over the line! A girl finally likes me and you have to ruin it. You have everything but you have to steal from me! YOU always get the girls, youre better then me in sports and in video games but you still have to steal from me! I can't believe you did this to me Zack. I'm always helping you but..but...you can't do the same for me!"
"Listen Cody-"
"Don't listen Cody me cause I'm through with listening! If I were you I would run right now cause I wanna kick your-"
"Ahhhhh!" Zack starts to run and Cody chasing him. They run up to their suite.
"Mommy help me!" Zack hides behind his mom.
"Whats going on!"
"Zack just ruined my date with Agnes-"
"He did what?"
"He pretended to be me while I was locked in the bathroom because of him, and he made a complete and utter fool outta me! Now Agnes will never speck to me again."
"Zack, that wasn't very nice."
"But...but..."
"No butts Mr. You better say sorry to your brother and to that poor girl and tell her the truth!"
"Um..um..Im..sorry Cody." Cody ignored his apology and ran to his room.
TBC...
Well, what do you think? Is it good, or is it bad? Please tell me what you think and if you liked it. I personally don't like it but hopefully you guys feel different. Chapter7 is on it's way. Please review...