A/N: Apparently, Jack is my sister's (bigronweasleyfan) property, so I cannot speak with him. (makes a face) Anywho, here to speak with us is WUYA!
Wuya: I hate you.
A/N: Everyone, give it up for Wuya!
Bigronweasleyfan: (drags Jack in) HIIIII! 'Sup, baby brother?
Jack: Why'd I have to come?
Brwf: I don't like travelling without you.
A/N: Shaddup! Now, Wuya, do the disclaimer or I'll tell Jack you have a secret stash of pudding cups.
Jack: PUDDING CUPS!
Brwf: (forcefully restrains him)
Wuya: The auther does not own Xiaolin Showdown...for now...
A/N: (evil smile)
Title: Reality Band
Rating: K+
Summary: Clay's hat will suprise you in this one. When a new Shen Gong Wu, the Reality Band, is found, thingswill get interesting. Why, you ask? 'Cause this one can bend reality as we know it!
Prologue
"The…Reality Band?" said Raimundo.
"Yeah, it twists and turns reality in random ways," replied Dojo.
"How do you get back?" asked Kimiko.
"No one knows. In fact, I think the dragons who used it from 1500 years ago are still stuck somewhere in McDonald's," said Dojo. They jumped on top of Dojo and flew to Canada.
"65trikfoi!" yelled Jack. He was trying to get into his evil lair, but his mom accidentally got a refrigerator magnet on the thingy that receives the secret code and lets you into his lab, and screwed it up. Now he couldn't get his Jack-Jet, and he didn't want to go all the way to Canada using his Heli-Pack. Wuya floated up to him.
"You got Jacked," she cackled.
Omi reached into the snow, just in time to see a disgruntled Jack Spicer fly there with his Heli-Pack. Omi yanked his hand out of the snow, holding the Reality Band. "I got it! I got the Reality Band!" he yelled. It started to glow. "Uh-Oh." He said. The Reality Band was accidentally being used.
A/N: w00t! New chapter.
Wuya: Loser.
A/N: At least I have a body.
Wuya: Don't make me communicate all over you!
Granny Smith: (runs in) Now eat plenty of pudding cups and come back real soon, ya hear?
A/N: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME HERE! (brings out mace)
Wuya: RUN! AND R & R!