Disclaimer: Bet you're bored of these by now, but it prevents people from getting sued, so… I don't own Kirby or any of his colors.
For those who didn't bother to see what happened last chapter… Last chapter the power went out at KMS Radio due to Red and Purple Kirby launching off a missile, now the just have to get the power back on, but what went wrong in the first place?
Pink Kirby is down in the basement searching for the breaker box, and he finally finds it, inconveniently behind a big steel storage container. "I never remember this thing being here", he thinks to himself. As soon as he opens, a blur streaks out and Pink Kirby grabs it just in time to find out it's… Green Kirby carrying a box of donuts! "What are you doing?" Pink Kirby asks suspiciously.
"Fixing the power?" Green Kirby answers.
"Why don't I take a look in this container" Pink Kirby walks into a container, and is staring right at a pile of donuts. Right as he is about to turn around, he spots a trapdoor. Wondering where it goes, he closes the door so Green Kirby can't see, and jumps down the trapdoor. As he walks down the dimly lit tunnel, he sees frayed power lines where a shovel cut into them. "I should've known" Pink Kirby thought. Finally he gets to another trap door, and when he opens it and climbs up he finds himself in the kitchen pantry. As he steps out, he spots Green Kirby in a stealth suit with night vision goggles raiding the fridge. "How did you- What are you- Get out of the fridge!" Pink Kirby yells.
Green Kirby jumps in astonishment and exclaims, " The aliens made me do it! They had vaporizing ray guns! That's how they trashed your room!"
"Trashed my room! Where is the writer going with his! I thought we needed to fix the power!" All of a sudden, as if by no reason especially not by the writer being stuck in a corner, the power comes back on. "Now I just need to grab Green Kirby- what the!" He stares at a smoke grenade on the ground spewing out smoke, and no Green Kirby. All of a sudden, the roof opens up and he hears a great rumble. Smoke billows out of the launch area as the missile lifts up, and then goes on a direct path to the city.
Red and Purple Kirby pop out of the floor and then say to Pink Kirby, " Well, no need to worry about taxes for awhile."
"Oh, sure, no taxes, but I don't need a ton of KIA Spooks hiding under my bed, AGAIN!"
"Well, last time that was just a misunderstanding about the president's car blowing up..." Red Kirby mumbles "not our fault it happened to blow up while being right next to Kirby World's largest fuel Storage tank…"
As they argue back and forth, they don't notice Green Kirby grabbing the fridge, and pulling it into the pantry, and down the trapdoor. Green Kirby then drags the fridge to his container, puts it into a nice place, and leaves the container. Then rushes back in and swallows the fridge whole. "Ohhh… I am so going to be in the bathroom a while after this…" Green Kirby moans.
Think the chapters are too short? Wondering where the heck this is going? Ever think why the heck I am writing such a strange story? Well, for none of those answers, and more, look for the next chapter, Chapter 3, where you won't get any answers, only more questions, Mwoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha coughhackcough…