Chapter 12: No Help At All
Andrew is walking around with a disgusted look on his face. He runs into Vinny.
"Hey Andrew." Vinny said to him.
"What? Oh hi." Andrew said to him.
"Do you know where Mike and Matt are?" Vinny asked him.
"No. But, I do know where my Dad and that bimbo are." Andrew replied.
"You mean psycho cop?" Vinny then asked him.
"Psycho cop?" Andrew replied not knowing who Vinny was talking about.
"You know Sarah." Vinny then told him.
"I hate her." Andrew said to him.
"Try living next door to her before you say that you hate her." Vinny said to him.
"You have to put up with her everyday. That must be terrible." Andrew said to him.
"Believe me it is. I can't stand her." Vinny then told him.
"What is she like?" Andrew then asked him.
"Let's sit down. This might take a while." Vinny told him as he sat on a bench.
Andrew sits next to him.
"Sarah is a person that gets on my nerves. She's like a scab you can't get rid of. She's annoying." Vinny told him.
"Tell me about it." Andrew said to him.
"I will just give me an hour or two." Vinny told him sarcastically.
"Hurry up then." Andrew said to him.
"She likes to pull pranks. She once soaked a guys underwear in meat. And she's a little rough around the edges. She hit one of my friends in the groin with a baseball bat and bent it. And her and her brother Jake cost me fifteen thousand dollars. She tried to blackmail me twice." Vinny told him.
"She did all that to you?" Andrew asked him.
"Not the soaking the underwear in meat part but, the rest of it she did it all in the three months she knew me." Vinny told him.
"She's evil I have to stop her from dating my Dad. Thanks Vinny." Andrew told him as he walked away from him.
"Wait Andrew. Andrew! Come back here!" Vinny yelled to him as he was walking away.
"Fuck. If Andrew gets between Sarah and Elliot I know that I'm going to be blamed for it somehow." Vinny said to himself.
Andrew goes up to Sarah.
"Hi Sarah." Andrew said to him.
"Hi Andrew." Sarah said to him.
"Can we talk?" Andrew then asked her.
"Sure. What's up?" Sarah replied.
"Can we talk where we won't be interupted?" Andrew then asked her.
"Whatever." Sarah replied.
Her and Andrew start to walk and talk. Then Andrew stops for some reason.
"Stay away from my Dad." Andrew told her.
"Excuse me?" Sarah asked him confused.
"Stay away from my Dad." Andrew told her again.
"Andrew where is this coming from?" Sarah then asked him.
"My Dad and Mom divorced two months ago. I don't care if you still have feelings for him. I know for a fact that he's still getting over my Mom. I think that he'll go out with anyone at this point, even a bimbo like you." Andrew told her.
"What did you just call me?" Sarah asked him infuriated.
"A bimbo. Maybe you should stop drooling over my Dad and get out of mine and his life forever psycho cop." Andrew told her.
Sarah is in shock. Andrew walks away from her.
"Vinny!" Sarah yelled with her fist clinched.
Vinny and Lorraine are walking together. Lorraine stops.
"Did you hear something?" Lorraine asked him.
"No." Vinny replied.
Sarah comes up to them and Vinny sees the look on her face.
"Holy Crap." Vinny said as he saw Sarah.
"Sarah what's wrong?" Lorraine asked her.
"Your demented husband!" Sarah yelled.
"What did you do now?" Lorraine asked him with an annoyed look on her face.
"I might of said something to Andrew." Vinny replied backing away from Lorraine and Sarah.
"You think?" Sarah asked him.
"Calm down. That vain in your forehead looks like it's about to burst." Vinny told her.
"What exactlly did you tell him?" Sarah then asked him.
"I told him what I thought about you." Vinny answered.
"The truth or jokingly?" Lorraine then asked him.
"The truth." Vinny replied.
"Oh God! He thinks I'm a nutcase now!" Sarah yelled at him.
"I didn't call you a nutcase. I called you psycho cop and said that you were like a scab you couldn't get rid of." Vinny told her.
"You what!" Sarah then screamed at him.
"Sarah you need to take a few deep breathes." Vinny said to her.
"I'll tell you what I need! I need to KILL you!" Sarah told him.
"I know Karate and I'm not afraid to use it on you." Vinny told her.
"Martial Arts ain't going to help you now!" Sarah told him.
"Sarah come with me and we'll walk this off." Lorraine told her.
"Yeah. Go walk it off." Vinny then said to him.
"Shut up! You said enough to Andrew." Lorraine told him.
"But, I.." Vinny started to say.
"Do you want me to hurt you?" Lorraine then asked him.
"What could you do to hurt me?" Vinny then asked her with a chuckle.
Lorraine hits him in the balls with her handbag.
"Anymore questions smartass?" Lorraine asked him.
"Just one. What the hell do you have in that bag a brick or your meatloaf?" Vinny then asked her as he was on the ground trying to catch his breathe.
Elliot now walks over to him and helps him up.
"Thanks Elliot." Vinny said to him.
"No problem." Elliot said to him.
Elliot punches him in the stomach. Vinny groans and goes to the ground again.
"What the hell is your problem?" Vinny then asked him.
"You telling Andrew about Sarah's past. You couldn't tell him about all the good things she does?" Elliot asked him.
"I'm blacking out because I'm in so much pain and you want me to remember the one good thing about Sarah?" Vinny then asked him.
Elliot walks away from Vinny and goes after Lorraine and Sarah.